Saw that on facebook.
NO comment
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If she goes along with this, she’s a keeper !
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There’s the answer to all the “what shoes do I need” threads.
Caption: “Tonight’s gonna have to wait, honey; I just crushed the family jewels!”
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If this were me, since I can’t see the ground when carrying someone, I’d UPD on some crack in the pavement and then we’d be getting a divorce.
He’s just being realistic about what’s really important here.
We can bet which love will last forever.
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This is what I heard her say:
“Darling, you are crushing it!”
I saw this on FB earlier this evening, but until now I dindn’t notice the cans tied on! 
And am I missing a joke? Why do we care what crank size?
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I guess I’m a complete noob, but maybe someone can tell me what cranks are best for a first date?
The one that keeps you up!
It’s either a dick joke or a comment on how unicyclists can turn any topic into a discussion about unicycle gear.
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As you might expect @finnspin, that depends whether you prefer to go fast or rather be more in control.
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Crank length will change over time. Heck she might even carry him at some point!
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Doesn’t it change multiple times a day?
I think it’s definitely changing. In general, the photo turned out to be very cool and it is a pity that I did not think of doing the same at my wedding. But I think it’s never too late to take a photo like this, especially since we recently quarreled with my wife and I think the photo shoot would be good for us because she likes to be photographed. I would not like to allow the development of any negative relations between us and would quickly reconcile. I hope everything will be fine, good luck to everyone.
Ha. love that this is Fred. I interact with him a bit on both Twitter and Strava and we have talked about crank lengths before. 
The site is about women being the victim. Isn’t it the women who are bossy and manipulative. They would give you that webpage, so you feel guilty.
Just give them a lesson in unicycling and everything will be dandy.