Post your weirdest/best/worst dream here.
I’ll start
I was at someones B-day party, and they had helium balloons, so I would tie some together and attach coat hangers to them. I would then jump up and fly around before coming back down. It was a blast.
One time I had a dream people were throwing rocks at me, and then I cried.
hebrew school? I speak hebrew!
haha so do i.
well used to. haven’t practiced in a couple years. i think i can still read hebrew.
lol. I lived in Israel till I was 7. I can read and speak fluently…
Edit: I can kinda write too… lol
Are you very religious?
well, mine started out with this really hot chick in a skimpy shirt, and real short short-shorts. She walked over to me, and grabbed my -
wait… the title says weird dreams…
I was on a chair lift and the lab bar failed and I began to fall, I hit the ground and just sorta lay there not wondering what to do. (all the pain I felt was in my thigh, which was realisticly hurt) Then woke up.
thanks, i’ll let you figure out my picture in return
Yea, not weird fantasies 
I had a dream that I was drowning, and a dolphin saved me… His name was lassie 
I had a dream last night where for some reason, I had a plastic knife, and if I held it aloft, the winds would pick it up and carry me across this urban island place. There was a minimap in the corner and everything, like a videogame.
My dad was yelling at me for weating a thing in my dream last night hahaha…
“weating” ?? what the hell is that! Do you mean wetting a thing in your dream 
I had some dream I was riding around and met Joe hodges and he challenged me to get onto this 2 meter high wall, he went first and pedal grabbed it and got up. I went straight over it!?! Joe wasn’t very happy then. I was!
And I had another dream That I built my own house, It was huge and I walked over to my own concrete skate park/trials line and there were thousands of unicyclists there, that was cool. And strangely me and unibikeling started talking about cats, not sure why.
And I always used to have this nightmare when I was little that I went swimming and got sucked into the pump and chopped up. I never did like swimming much after that.
There’s some of the stranger of my dreams.
I had a weird dream last night that i was a member of The Simpson family. Only i was the most corrupted person (other then bart) and i made the whole town throw the whole family out of the whole country. 
Like a spin off of the Simpson movie then!
I had a dream where i was in some rich
middle eastern guys house and some arab guys with big turbans
where trying to get in and was sniping them all from the top
of the roof with a draganov then one saw me and i woke up.
kinda wierd.
i dreamt i had another mouth, right on top of where my first one is. No one knew about it but me. i went around town causing havoc with a brush cutter untill someone called peter cundall. He arrived on a ride on lawn mower, bursting through the undergrowth. He didn’t even acknowlegde me, just kept on zooming past. That was a relief.
Last night I had one where my family was out walking, and I spotted a cougar in a tree, so we ran inside, but the cougar morphed into my best friend , and we fought with shop tools. Just terrible…
I had a dream I was wandering along and found a secret passage to this huge garage, and there was a guy in there who said he’d been waiting for me, and gave me all the cars in the garage. There were Evos, Vipers and this huge kitted up Land Lover 90! It was awesome.
I had a weird dream last night that i started the Aussie unicycle team and i had 10 people already in it.