# Wanted:Coker Frame

**URL:** <https://unicyclist.com/t/wanted-coker-frame/67836>\
**Category:** Unicycles and Equipment\
**Created:** [December 16, 2004, 6:11am UTC](https://unicyclist.com/t/wanted-coker-frame/67836 "2004-12-16T06:11:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![total\_uni](https://unicyclist.com/user_avatar/unicyclist.com/total_uni/32/514_2.png) [@total\_uni](https://unicyclist.com/u/total_uni)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 6:57pm UTC](https://unicyclist.com/t/wanted-coker-frame/67836/21 "2004-12-17T18:57:08Z")

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well…

i wont USE a 27.whatever seat post.

i use 3/4" tube!!!

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**Author:** ![gerblefranklin](https://unicyclist.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/g/f6c823/32.png) [@gerblefranklin](https://unicyclist.com/u/gerblefranklin)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://unicyclist.com/t/wanted-coker-frame/67836/22 "2004-12-17T19:47:51Z")

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Alright, I avoided using derrogatory language, but this is just too far.

You are a fool. You can’t just make up your own standards and expect others to conform to them. How would you sell a frame to someone if they had to get an entirely new seatpost only manufactured by you to fit it? Also, even if you used 3/4" OD tubing, you would have to be able to figure out the ID of the tubing you would be buying. Just saying you’ll use 3/4 tubing isn’t a solution at all. That comment just shows that you have no idea what you’re doing.

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**Author:** ![Unitik908](https://unicyclist.com/user_avatar/unicyclist.com/unitik908/32/557_2.png) [@Unitik908](https://unicyclist.com/u/Unitik908)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2004, 8:04pm UTC](https://unicyclist.com/t/wanted-coker-frame/67836/23 "2004-12-17T20:04:37Z")

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Am i tall enough for a coker im 5’ 8" im not sure if that talle enough is it

ps this is my 100th post

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POW

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**Author:** ![mgrant](https://unicyclist.com/user_avatar/unicyclist.com/mgrant/32/43_2.png) [@mgrant](https://unicyclist.com/u/mgrant)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 7:19am UTC](https://unicyclist.com/t/wanted-coker-frame/67836/24 "2004-12-18T07:19:44Z")

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total\_uni,

Since this thread is a request for an inexpensive Coker frame and since you have volunteered to make one for the requested $50 or less then I guess I’ll bite.

total\_uni, I’ll take one of your custom frames. Let me know when it will be done, how much it will cost to ship (to zip code 84062), and what the total cost will be (keep it around $50 as per the original offer).

Personally I, like some others here, don’t believe you can do it but I’m willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.

Build me a functional Coker frame for less than $50 and prove the doubters wrong! Hey, if you actually deliver then maybe this could be your new claim to unicycling fame.

I will leave you free to design the frame any way you feel is appropriate. The only requirements that I will insist on are that it must accomodate a standard Coker wheel and a standard (you can pick the standard) seatpost.

Since you already have the required tools at your disposal I expect that you should be able to complete this task fairly quickly. Therefore I will impose a deadline of 01/20 (my birthday).

So, less talk and more frame building.

-mg

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**Author:** ![brian.slater](https://unicyclist.com/user_avatar/unicyclist.com/brian.slater/32/252_2.png) [@brian.slater](https://unicyclist.com/u/brian.slater)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 7:26am UTC](https://unicyclist.com/t/wanted-coker-frame/67836/25 "2004-12-18T07:26:21Z")

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> Originally posted by Unitik908   
> Am i tall enough for a coker im 5’ 8" im not sure if that talle enough is it

It really isn’t how tall you are, it’s how long your legs and feet are. I am 5’ 6", have an inseam length of 30" (note that this, while better than just height, leaves out foot length and ankle height) and have about an inch or two of seat adjustment left on my standard Coker.

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**Author:** ![total\_uni](https://unicyclist.com/user_avatar/unicyclist.com/total_uni/32/514_2.png) [@total\_uni](https://unicyclist.com/u/total_uni)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 8:54am UTC](https://unicyclist.com/t/wanted-coker-frame/67836/26 "2004-12-18T08:54:00Z")

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> Originally posted by mgrant   
> [B]total\_uni,
> 
> Since this thread is a request for an inexpensive Coker frame and since you have volunteered to make one for the requested $50 or less then I guess I’ll bite.
> 
> total\_uni, I’ll take one of your custom frames. Let me know when it will be done, how much it will cost to ship (to zip code 84062), and what the total cost will be (keep it around $50 as per the original offer).
> 
> Personally I, like some others here, don’t believe you can do it but I’m willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.
> 
> Build me a functional Coker frame for less than $50 and prove the doubters wrong! Hey, if you actually deliver then maybe this could be your new claim to unicycling fame.
> 
> I will leave you free to design the frame any way you feel is appropriate. The only requirements that I will insist on are that it must accomodate a standard Coker wheel and a standard (you can pick the standard) seatpost.
> 
> Since you already have the required tools at your disposal I expect that you should be able to complete this task fairly quickly. Therefore I will impose a deadline of 01/20 (my birthday).
> 
> So, less talk and more frame building.
> 
> -mg [/B]

WHERE DID I SAY 50 BUCKS?!?!?!?!  
and if you have seen this thead … [http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=36931](http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=36931) you will know that building a frame in that amount of time is insane! i would love to build/try you a frame, but since i cant prove my self a good metal worker(proven be gerbel) lets do the frame for free ok?

i will build the frame as fast as i can and once you recive it, you will pay me according to what you think it is worth ok?

(i will be lucky to have it finnished by march)

Evan

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**Author:** ![gerblefranklin](https://unicyclist.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/g/f6c823/32.png) [@gerblefranklin](https://unicyclist.com/u/gerblefranklin)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 3:16pm UTC](https://unicyclist.com/t/wanted-coker-frame/67836/27 "2004-12-18T15:16:00Z")

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The thread you linked to didn’t say jack s\*\*\* about how long it takes to build a frame. Evan, do yourslef a favor and don’t get a job in debates.

Also, if I can machine a frame from 4 pieces of solid aluminum in 5+ weeks, if you know what you’re doing you should be able to finish a simple welded one in less than 4.

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**Author:** ![muniracer](https://unicyclist.com/user_avatar/unicyclist.com/muniracer/32/289_2.png) [@muniracer](https://unicyclist.com/u/muniracer)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 3:35pm UTC](https://unicyclist.com/t/wanted-coker-frame/67836/28 "2004-12-18T15:35:21Z")

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> Originally posted by total uni   
> WHERE DID I SAY 50 BUCKS?!?!?!?!

nick said that he wanted a frame for $50 or less, and by replying that you did not know where he could buy one for that price, but that you could make him one, obviously implied that you wouldnt ask for more than $50 for it.

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**Author:** ![Gilby](https://unicyclist.com/user_avatar/unicyclist.com/gilby/32/4_2.png) [@Gilby](https://unicyclist.com/u/Gilby)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 3:40pm UTC](https://unicyclist.com/t/wanted-coker-frame/67836/29 "2004-12-18T15:40:30Z")

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> Originally posted by gerblefranklin   
> You are a fool. You can’t just make up your own standards and expect others to conform to them. How would you sell a frame to someone if they had to get an entirely new seatpost only manufactured by you to fit it?

It’s a pretty common marketing strategy used by many companies to lock the customer into buying replacement parts from them.

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**Author:** ![Keaton](https://unicyclist.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/k/bc79bd/32.png) [@Keaton](https://unicyclist.com/u/Keaton)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 3:41pm UTC](https://unicyclist.com/t/wanted-coker-frame/67836/30 "2004-12-18T15:41:28Z")

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why would you want to ride a coker?

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**Author:** ![tomblackwood](https://unicyclist.com/user_avatar/unicyclist.com/tomblackwood/32/234_2.png) [@tomblackwood](https://unicyclist.com/u/tomblackwood)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 3:46pm UTC](https://unicyclist.com/t/wanted-coker-frame/67836/31 "2004-12-18T15:46:53Z")

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> Originally posted by Keaton   
> why would you want to ride a coker?

Sigh… 🙄

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**Author:** ![gerblefranklin](https://unicyclist.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/g/f6c823/32.png) [@gerblefranklin](https://unicyclist.com/u/gerblefranklin)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 4:01pm UTC](https://unicyclist.com/t/wanted-coker-frame/67836/32 "2004-12-18T16:01:40Z")

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> Originally posted by Gilby   
> It’s a pretty common marketing strategy used by many companies to lock the customer into buying replacement parts from them.

True, but Evan’s not gonna have the production or quality levels required to oust the current stadards in place on the market. Scott did that with the lightfoot hubs, and it didn’t turn otu very well, although his uni’s are great. Also, replacing a current standard with an inferior on doesn’t usually work.

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**Author:** ![total\_uni](https://unicyclist.com/user_avatar/unicyclist.com/total_uni/32/514_2.png) [@total\_uni](https://unicyclist.com/u/total_uni)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 4:09pm UTC](https://unicyclist.com/t/wanted-coker-frame/67836/33 "2004-12-18T16:09:05Z")

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my legs broken and i cant do jack!!!thats why i cant weld!!!dum ass

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**Author:** ![gerblefranklin](https://unicyclist.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/g/f6c823/32.png) [@gerblefranklin](https://unicyclist.com/u/gerblefranklin)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 5:05pm UTC](https://unicyclist.com/t/wanted-coker-frame/67836/34 "2004-12-18T17:05:45Z")

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> Originally posted by total uni   
> dum ass

God, that got me to laugh. I can’t tell if you’re trying to describe me or yourself, cuz only a dumB ass would misspell it.

I TIG and MIG sitting down. Unless you are welding with you feet, I don’t see why you should need your leg. A few hundred years ago someone came up with the novel idea of a TABLE AND CHAIR.

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**Author:** ![Murde\_Mental](https://unicyclist.com/user_avatar/unicyclist.com/murde_mental/32/304_2.png) [@Murde\_Mental](https://unicyclist.com/u/Murde_Mental)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 6:22pm UTC](https://unicyclist.com/t/wanted-coker-frame/67836/35 "2004-12-18T18:22:39Z")

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> i cant weld!!!

you heard the man.

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**Author:** ![drewation](https://unicyclist.com/user_avatar/unicyclist.com/drewation/32/527_2.png) [@drewation](https://unicyclist.com/u/drewation)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2004, 6:26pm UTC](https://unicyclist.com/t/wanted-coker-frame/67836/36 "2004-12-18T18:26:28Z")

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> Originally posted by tomblackwood   
> Sigh… 🙄

agreed

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**Author:** ![DK1](https://unicyclist.com/user_avatar/unicyclist.com/dk1/32/511_2.png) [@DK1](https://unicyclist.com/u/DK1)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 1:26pm UTC](https://unicyclist.com/t/wanted-coker-frame/67836/37 "2004-12-19T13:26:45Z")

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it appears that mr gerble is just as immature as total is because he is fighting like a pussy on the INTERNET over f-ing frame tubing and diameter with a 13 YEAR OLD!

And i myself am thirteen and i know that any other 13 year old cant build a good frame. I might be wrong, but you just don’t have the EXPERIANCE or TIME to do it.

YOU BOTH SOUND LIKE IDIOTS (_DUM ASSES_) FIGHTIN G ON AN INTERNET FORUM!!!

SHUT UP!!!

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**Author:** ![Murde\_Mental](https://unicyclist.com/user_avatar/unicyclist.com/murde_mental/32/304_2.png) [@Murde\_Mental](https://unicyclist.com/u/Murde_Mental)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 1:47pm UTC](https://unicyclist.com/t/wanted-coker-frame/67836/38 "2004-12-19T13:47:22Z")

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> YOU BOTH SOUND LIKE IDIOTS (_DUM ASSES_) FIGHTIN G ON AN INTERNET FORUM!!!

Says the idiot who thinks that Santa is Satan.

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**Author:** ![DK1](https://unicyclist.com/user_avatar/unicyclist.com/dk1/32/511_2.png) [@DK1](https://unicyclist.com/u/DK1)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 2:02pm UTC](https://unicyclist.com/t/wanted-coker-frame/67836/39 "2004-12-19T14:02:46Z")

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santa is satan… say no more i do

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**Author:** ![total\_uni](https://unicyclist.com/user_avatar/unicyclist.com/total_uni/32/514_2.png) [@total\_uni](https://unicyclist.com/u/total_uni)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2004, 7:23pm UTC](https://unicyclist.com/t/wanted-coker-frame/67836/40 "2004-12-19T19:23:25Z")

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i may be able to weld BUT i sure as hell can’t cary anything around, mesure, cut, grind, or for that matter get into the garage.

i was to lazy to put the “B” in dumb.

-----God, that got me to laugh.------------ simple mind, simple

pleasures!!!

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