Vin-dicated.

If you had purchased £1,000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago they would
now be worth £4.95;
with HBOS, earlier this week your £1,000 would have been worth £16.50;
£1,000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5,
but if you bought £1,000 worth of Stella Artois one year ago, drank it all,
then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get
£214.
Based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and re-cycle

Cheers!

Managing your finances becomes increasingly easy as your assets tend to zero.

Who’s Law is that?

Where is Ms. Ayelery when you need her?

Of reason. If you have nothing to manage, managing becomes an easy task. You don’t have to think what to do with you money because you can’t do anything with them. However, you do have to think what to do without the money. It’s one of those economic trade-offs.

The law of less digits.