I just added 1,000 views to this thread, so I do believe I have the right to reply.
Speaking of that, why not have it work this way: per every 1,000 views, ONE person can post in this thread. And, if two people accidentally post in one 1,000 post range, then either one needs to delete their post, or we add another 1,000 views without a post.
It’s also rude to waste time and space with stupid, pointless, contentless threads and then running a program to give it views which only ties up the bandwidth and accomplishes nothing.