I went for a quick ride on my 36er today. On my way back I decided to try a big hill by my house. I’ve almost climbed it on my 29er but never tried it on my 36er. I tried to keep my cadence up but finally my legs turned to jelly, i couldn’t get the crank over one more time and i UPDed. When I got up and looked at my computer my trip odometer told me that I had travelled 6.66 kms. Goes to show that UPDs are evil. 
hahahahahaha … good one 