Unattractive?
Meek?
Swarthy?
Short?
Pidgeon-toed?
Knock-kneed?
Bald?
Ape-like?
Sensitive?
Affectionate?
Crying?
Prideful?
Fearful?
Parenting?
Swimming?
Large nosed?
Cross-eyed?
Overweight?
Dirty?
Self-serving?
Banana loving?
___________ ?
fat and ugly
I had a banana once. It was this morning, actually. The K prevents my toes from cramping…
mmmmm, I looove bananas…
Useless Before Their Morning Coffee Unicyclists.
It is very dangerous to post pre-coffee.
Vigilantly Pontificating…
I’ll take “easily distracted” for $200, Alex.
Count me in…
spiritually balanced unicyclists only
on second thought
balanced unicyclists only
affectionate unicyclists only…giggity giggity giggity alllllll riiiight.
I had 4 bananas today. One was just 10 minutes ago…and it was amazing.
I didn’t even want a banana…but for some reason, I got an urge to melt margarine in the microwave…then mix it with sugar, cocoa powder, maple syrup, and peppermint extract, and then pour that over something…so I chopped up my last banana and poured the hot syrup on that.
Wow, that tasted heavenly. Just…amazing. Best dessert I’ve had in a long time.
Makes me want to run out and buy French Vanilla ice cream and pour it on that.
OK, we’ll just call you Jamie from now on.
Huh? 
Ah, right…of course.
The Naked Chef…who actually did try cooking naked a year or two ago, and ended up in hospital after “part of him” touched the hot oven rack…
Questioning unicyclists only…
publicly riding unicyclists only
(all of the other unicyclists in my town never ride in public)