Unicycling stories

I know I’ve already posted my unicycling story, but I’ve got another that
just has to be told. I was riding home tonight when a police car started
following me at unicycling speed. I looked round and the driver said “It’s
alright, I’m just admiring.” He followed me to the end of the road, where I
got off and told him he’d have to nick himself for kerb-crawling.

In a similar vein, I actually saw a bobby on the beat the other day. On his
own too - I thought they only patrolled in pairs. Anyway, I rode past him
seeing it as a test case to see what the police thought about me riding the
streets of Bath on one wheel. He smiled and said hello.

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| Danny Colyer | bs1dwc@bath.ac.uk | To drop is human, | University of Bath |
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