Unicycling in Cardiff

Hello. A few months ago, someone sent me a message about a circus / unicycling
club in Metal Street in Cardiff, S. Wales. I wasn’t able to go then due to
other commitments, but that has now ceased. Since I received that message,
however, my computer has been playing silly buggers (It turns out we hadn’t
lost the rules for that game) and I’ve lost my copy of that E-Mail. So, after
that unnecessarily (sp?) long winded waffle: Does anyone know of a unicycling
or circus club in Metal Street or anywhere in Cardiff? Also, does anyone know
who I should contact about this? In other news, I had quite a shock the other
day: someone actually asked me “where the other half of [my] bike” was. I had
no idea that people would actually use such a pathetic cliche ( <— pin the
accent on the letter)! I rather pathetically replied “what do you mea- bugger,
I knew I shouldn’t have ridden through Ely”. So, in part two of this string of
rubbish I ask for any suggested replies. I’m off now - I have to revise for
tomorrow, when I shall conclusively prove to my French teacher that I cannot,
in fact, speak the language. Negotiations with my Headmaster over my doing
English as a foregn language became strained when he discovered that I’ve lived
in Britian all my life. Ho Hum.

Melville The “I just get these headaches” Third.

Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.

RE: Unicycling in Cardiff

> In other news, I had quite a shock the other day: someone actually asked
> me “where the other half of [my] bike” was. I had no idea that people
> would actually use such a pathetic cliché I rather pathetically replied
> “what do you mea- bugger, I knew I shouldn’t have ridden through Ely”. So,
> I ask for any suggested replies.

  1. This is the other half.

  2. I don’t carry a spare.

  3. In the other half of my car.

  4. (if with another rider) He/she’s riding it.

  5. It can’t keep up.

  6. I got this at a ‘half off’ sale.

  7. (alternate if in a bad mood) Buggger off! (UK) or Up yours! (US)

Those off the top of my head. Now here’s the list from the unicycling.org FAQ:
http://www.unicycling.org/unicycling/faq.html

 In Nanny's room, behind the clock. It'll be along in a minute. Where's your
 originality? That's the nth time I've heard that one today. Real men
 (women) don't need two wheels. I'm paying for it in installments. You're
 kidding, it was there last time I looked (and promptly fall off)

 I didn't put enough locks on it. I loaned the other wheel to a friend. Sit
 here and make sure he comes by. I don't need it! I got the bike on sale,
 half off...I didn't realize they meant the bike. It's the economy; can't
 afford the other wheel. This is the recession model. I'm on a time payment
 plan. It's this downsizing thing. It's on the train to Glasgow. It's on an
 exchange program with another wheel. It fell behind the fridge. Two wheels?
 That's twice as hard! Don't be daft, where would I put a second wheel? My
 other wheel? Why, I don't need a training wheel anymore! It's having a
 rest, it'll be along on the next cycle. My Grandma is riding on it
 Corporate downsizing It's on back order.

In other words, we’ve heard this comment before…

Stay on top (of the comments), John Foss, the Uni-Cyclone (reply to
jfoss@unicycling.com) http://www.unicycling.com

“Oh my goodness!” - speed champion Yuichiro Kato, headed down the mountain at
high speed in his first true MUni race, at NUC 99

Re: Unicycling in Cardiff

check

http://juggler.net/jugglingclubs

for an up to date list of worldwide clubs

On Thu, 06 Jan 2000 22:00:03 GMT, Melville The Third And Fourth
<melville_the_fourth@my-deja.com> wrote:

-> Hello. A few months ago, someone sent me a message about a circus /
->unicycling club in Metal Street in Cardiff, S. Wales. I wasn’t able to ->go
then due to other commitments, but that has now ceased. Since I ->received that
message, however, my computer has been playing silly ->buggers (It turns out we
hadn’t lost the rules for that game) and I’ve ->lost my copy of that E-Mail. So,
after that unnecessarily (sp?) long ->winded waffle: Does anyone know of a
unicycling or circus club in Metal ->Street or anywhere in Cardiff? Also, does
anyone know who I should ->contact about this? -> In other news, I had quite a
shock the other day: someone actually ->asked me “where the other half of [my]
bike” was. I had no idea that ->people would actually use such a pathetic cliche
( <— pin the accent ->on the letter)! I rather pathetically replied “what do
you mea- bugger, ->I knew I shouldn’t have ridden through Ely”. So, in part two
of this ->string of rubbish I ask for any suggested replies. -> I’m off now - I
have to revise for tomorrow, when I shall ->conclusively prove to my French
teacher that I cannot, in fact, speak ->the language. Negotiations with my
Headmaster over my doing English as ->a foregn language became strained when he
discovered that I’ve lived in ->Britian all my life. Ho Hum. -> ->Melville The
“I just get these headaches” Third. -> -> ->Sent via Deja.com
http://www.deja.com/ ->Before you buy.

Mini Mansell , Long life, Good sex and Prosperity.

http://www.minimansell.com

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