To all the unicycling bastards im interested in ride with u. I dont no if ill be good at polo but I will give my best shot. Im just picking up my unicycle again after three years of not doing it, so im not the best but its a pasion of mine since I was 4.
Oh dear. Lacey’s been drinking again. Left her browser on Unicyclist.com and thought she was writing an email.
Can someone check in on Lacey and make sure she gets a good meal in her once in a while? I’d hate to think she’s only subsisting on cheap vodka and Hostess cupcakes, like she did back in middle school. Still don’t know how she made it through Mr. Powell’s algebra class… although some say Mr. Powell was on the bottle too. The things adults can sneak past an unwitting child.
Go find them!
I think she was referring to a club called unicycle bastards, but then again maybe you’re right about the vodka…
You have no idea. Mr. Powell used the overhead projector constantly. We thought he just wanted to show off his keen algebra chops, but now I believe he couldn’t have remained standing without something to lean on. And that bottle of “overhead cleaner” he kept on his desk? Yeah…
Lacey, dear, we’re all about helping you here. You’re just in the wrong place. Go to the unicycling forum: http://unicyclist.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=3
A lot more folks will read you there. And I’m sure some might even share your taste for grains…
(Geez, you think seeing “Non-unicycling discussion” at the top of the screen might mean something… but I guess vision blurs as one becomes more tippled)
Well, you’ve scared her away from ever commenting here again but maybe you are what she was looking for in the first place.
I found the unicycling bastards face book page…
I havent been drinking and I leave it on so I dont have to go thogh loging on evertime and i dont ever remember drinkimg in middle school think u have the wrong lacey And I figured just conversation would include eveything. 
Knoxuni what did u go to to find them on fb im not that good with finding ppl and I dont no how to find groups on facebook either
I searched unicycle bastards and found them.
Thank u for helping knox.
Any time
We’re still alive! Still relevant!