I rarely tell anyone that I can “ride a unicycle”. Most people that you come across, coworker, new friends,…etc. probably do not ride. So, for me to tell them about my joy of riding would come across like I am bragging about doing something amazing.
From my experience there are two types of “non-unicycle riders”
Type 1: People who believe it is impossible. They could never do it, and people who can are amazing.
(I used to be this)
Type 2: People who are adventurous and would “like to try unicycling”. Just making that statement is brave enough even if they are lying or bragging. This type of person is rare, and I welcome talking to that person about unicycling.
Now, that I think about it here’s two more “types”:
Type 3: People who like to brag about “somebody they know” that can ride a unicycle, fly a plane, ran the ironman,…etc. You know the type. They enjoying putting you “on the spot” and enjoy being “elevated” by association. Like my boss…I should have never told him. I don’t really enjoy bragging about myself. I prefer to convince Type 1, people that it’s not so hard and anyone can do it.
Type 4 People who have an inferiority complex, so if they see anyone doing something that “they cannot do” then they get insulted, because you can do something and they cannot. Have you ever passed by someone and they yell back, "…I can do that!! The last time I heard that. I stopped and “graciously” invited the punk to try my unicycle. Go for it.
Last but not, least(yeah…actually Least). The worst type is this. (infact, I think I chased him away from our unicycle site).
“Asshole salesman Type” Yeah…you know who you are. I won’t even give you a type number.
The guy who “leverages” the fact that he can ride a unicycle, as a “superpower” that makes him “better than everyone else” to sell something. Real Estate, Lifestyle Coach,…whatever. I don’t care how subtle you are. I believe there was somebody posting here who used unicycling as an “inspiration” to elevate himself for some “personal/selfish” reason. Salesman call it the soft sell. Regardless , I hate it when unicycling as a “tool/gimmick/bait” to get people’s attention. In this current age of social media and 5 sec advertisement, “our attention” is a valuable commodity.
Well, I guess this was a “discussion” and you all are my household or world community. Now, go ahead and enjoy your meal…slam!