I’ve been uni-less for almost four months.
I almost died.
But now, I've got it back. I did need to borrow a seat though...Man are torker seats lame.
It so strange getting back on after so long. I expected that I wouldn't be able to do all the neat stuff I used to do. I found out, though, that I can actually do some of the things better! I tried going backwards...I got twice as far as I ever could. I also got a few more spins in my piroettes. Has anybody else noticed this strange phenomenon?
People say some things are like riding a bike. You just don’t forget.
Not only did I not forget, but I also got a lot better!
Is this going to be the new way of practicing?
I can see it now…
"Hey all you unicyclists, have you ever been too lazy to practice? You just can’t handle the pain? Can’t fit it into your schedule? Well, have we got a solution for you! The Five Steps to Better Uni plan is the answer to all your problems. This is what you need to do…
1. Have absolutly no money.
2. Go and break you seat.
3. Stow your unicycle in the garage for a few months.
4. When you get a little bit of money, get yourself a seat.
5. Ride like you’ve never ridden before!
You don’t believe us? Here are some satified costomers…
'I followed the Five Steps to Better Uni plan, and I am just amazed at how well it worked!'
'I never though I would be able to accomplish so much while doing so little!'
'I may have to try it again!'
Call us now and well send you your very own Five Steps to Better Uni calendar, where you can keep track of all those days your without your unicycle. Well also send you the How to Pick Up Women book so that you’ll have something to do while you’re waiting.
Wouldn’t that just be great for all us lazy people?
But now that I’ve got my unicycle back, I will be much happier in the days to come. Once again can I ride to school, ride to friends houses, have people tell me how awesome I am. In fact, I’ll be off to the skatepark tomorrow to show them all what cool really is. I have missed all this greatly. There is no person alive that could separate me from my unicycle now!