I was just looking, and I noticed that there have been a lot of unicycles missing in the last few weeks. Do you think some idiot is getting all these unicycles? The people who have had he stolen, see if the other theft victims are in your area… Just a thought…
I think it is a unicycle holocaust
Soon…
Soon, soon my pretties, all your unicycle will belong to us, and then I shall be in complete control of the worlds unicycling! All shall bow before my awesome one-wheeled-ness! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I mean… cough sucks about your uni’s and stuff… hope you find them…
I did not notice a lot of unicycles missing. Maybe I live somewhere else? What happened?
In any case, keep your unicycles protected; don’t leave them laying around. Some people will steal anything that’s not bolted down.
I’ve had four stolen over the years. Got two of them back though.
One time, I walked out of my house and here was this guy laying on the sidewalk, he was out cold a few feet from my unicycle, which wasn’t where I left it. I picked up the unicycle and took it in. Later when I came out he was gone, guess he learned his lesson, don’t try to ride off while stealing a unicycle…
Andrew
its bad that they are all disapearing. if i figured out who stole my uni, i would punish them quite dearly
Ok, I gotta say this before I go to sleep, I made up the above story, you’s probably knew that anyways, later : )
Andrew
ALL YOUR UNICYCLE ARE BELONG TO US.
My unicycle is still safe. But my Rubiks Cube isn’t, it got stolen… 
Assuming you had no emotional attachment to that cube, the cheaper of the two was taken, which is better.
Andrew
ps. although if they stole one of those, it would seem like they’re pretty smart. But if they are that smart they should be able to earn enough to buy their own… weird.
2 uni’s in my area have been stolen in the past 3 months
you know what’d be cool?.. an alarm sytem on the uni and a remote that goes beep beep when you press the button hehehehehehe
i don’t think anyone in my neighborhood would want to have my uni.
mmmmmmmm unicycles are up in the hundreds so i guess it is worth stealing not that i would steal them hehe