hey guys, i want to get a tattoo of a unicycle because i hvae been riding them for two years. i want to write something under the unicycle like a saying about unicycles but i cant think of any. can anyone help me?
thanks
As usual, consider your decisions carefully before you get a tattoo as it’ll be with you for a long time!
But I reckon one good saying is: “It takes twice the man to ride half the bike”. I sometimes use it as a comeback when people shout things to me but I reckon it’s a good slogan.
I have a tattoo artist friend who refuses to do words. He may be wise.
But if you have to, stick to something short and catchy. I like “Totally Doable” of course.
no words.
I was thinking same as Tholub’s friend. Just the unicycle should be sufficient.
But it’s your tattoo.
how about “Never 2 Tyred”
Once you get it done, you can point at it and tell people it’s your other wheel.
I think “Mother” has always been popular.
“if it ain’t broke, ride harder”
“This is the hobby I was into in 2011”
This depends on where it’s located:D.
Less wheels, more fun.
+1, That made me laugh 
Nothing is forever, feelings change, life moves on, you grow up/out/etc…
Tattoos stay the same
Get a shirt made, where it til the feeling fades, that’ll probably be about the same time your interest in unicycles fade.
Twenty years from now you can pull the shirt out of deep storage and show it to your kids.
I’m in the camp of no words, just art.
One saying that has been on here several times is “Miles Of Smiles”.
My comeback to a lot of people this past year has been “at your sister’s house”. It works with “where’s your other wheel?” and ones like “where’s the circus?” “At your sister’s house” would probably work even better if I could do it with a Brooklyn accent.
This is my favorite so far; it’s so meta!
Thanks Mr. Stone 
I guess my alternative would be the idea i had for a t-shirt slogan a while back…
and you thought YOUR ass crack was sweaty!