so i want to bottle the smell of sweaty shin gaurd and sell it. anyone interested? There could be many variations… The Phil, The Ducttape, The Gild…
you like?
any other fine perfume ideas?
that would attract all kinds of the ladies… 
hey man, some of those softball girls may love it… especialy the burly ones 
Mmm, sweet pharomones.
exactly, we are trying to lure mates through our natural sent. if howned correctly we could attrack all the ladies we want… And even get them to start unicycling… Untill the female to male unicyclist ratio is 2/1
awesome…
i guess i’m just not manly enough for the chicks to get over the stink.
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I think there might be military applications.
But then again we have prohibitions against weapons of mass destruction…
how about the smell of burnt ruber?
Sure, they’d love the smell, but would it sway them from “batting for the home team”?
well thats what my intention. in fact its supposed to sway many of the ladies in our direction.
how about, Hot Summer Saddle… as a sent… you know like in the summer time when its like 90 out and you go riding for like 4 hours… thats some good stuff right there…
Maybe we could make them into scented candles too
I am bringing this thread back from the dead to simply say…
i thought about it and i think the best way to really have a unicycle perfume is to just go out and ride the uni for like 6 hours and then go on a hot date.
That way you got the sweat, the pharomones and the blood(cant forget blood) all mixed together to make a sweet sweet scent that brings out the animal side( hopefuly not the carnivorous side) in most ladies and or gentlemen( for the ladies that like to ride as well)
So enjoy that thought and really dwell on it for a while.
well, the idea of smelling like a sweaty, blood stained unicyclist doesnt sound to nice to me. and i some how dont see it as being attractive either, its like smearing someones stinky, sweaty testicles all over you in the hope someone will want to go out with you. it wont work! (unless you wanted to attract the sweaty testicled unicyclist 
) i feel remotly ill now.
I guess you kinds got to be looking for the burley soft ball player type
and soft ball is? if i knew i could tell you
softball is like baseball with a bigger ball, known to be more of a women’s sport. Some women that play softball have been known to bat for the other team. (fyi there are no “bats” on the other team)
You could put it on the shelf next to my bottled helmet sweat: Jus de Helmet.
See, this style of perfume will appeal to girls like these:
makes you want to by a case now, dont it?
If all women looked like that…I’d rather be GAY! 