OK time for some unicycling mathematical functions:
As saddle comfort increases, riding distance increases, thus time spent riding increases, thus time at home decreases, thus time spent doing homework decreases, thus grades in history and science decrease, thus parents’ rage increases, thus the need to get out of house and away from parents increases, thus the need for a long unicycling ride away from parents increases, thus the need for a more comfortable unicycle saddle increases. The circle of life.
as f(unicycle comfort) --> air saddle, school grades --> F