this is taken from the lyrics to the song ‘21st century living’ by matthew good
“Ambition, ambition’s a tricky thing
It’s like riding a unicycle over a dental floss tight rope
Over a wilderness of razor blades”
the full lyics can be seen
here
it’s from the album ‘avalanche’
Re: Unicycle in song
OK, so it has the word “unicycle” in it.
It’s still a pretty lame simile.
I mean, can you relate to riding a dental floss tight rope, let alone even finding any razor blade wildernesses…
Everyone knows they’ve all been clear-cut by the Schick cartel, all to supply the demand of chaetophobes* like you, Dave.
Now, maybe if he’d said “over a wasteland of rusty, used razor blades”, it would be a little more realistic for our time.
Oh, yeah, and Happy Belated Birthday, Dave!
*people with a fear of hair
too bad its just ‘a unicycle’
dental floos tightrope
widernes of razorblades
why not, a unicycle with a bent crank…or viscount seat?
Unicycle in Song
I’m a songwriter and I got songs involved with the unicycle.
I got about a couple but here’s one which is a Hit called
“The Love Bike (The Unicycle Song)”. I’ll come back later and get the other Song title’s to put on this site. Cheers
David.
You have a good point. We shouldn’t just complain. Let’s try to improve those lyrics…
“Ambition, ambition’s a tricky thing
It’s like riding a unicycle with a bent crank and a Viscount seat
Over a wilderness of razor blades”
“Ambition, ambition’s a tricky thing
It’s like posting on the forums with a broken spell-checker see above
Over a wilderness of razor blades”
“Ambition, ambition’s a tricky thing
It’s like riding a unicycle with loose shoelaces
Over a wilderness of razor blades”
Okay, I stink. Sofa’s was great. Anybody else care to try?
Where’s Your Other Wheel,
uni57 (Dave)
Jeepers, a Viscount seat is an awsome butt cushion, my piece of crap united trainer seat has cloth and bubble wrap taped on it to make it softer. I havent gotten around to buying something better.
You ride into your bathroom and knock over your economy pack of razor blades, and to save your tire you …
No, I give up. I can’t relate.
It’s fora
Ah, you had me going ‘fora’ minute.
If I’m going to be misunderstood, I would rather do it in plain English. Besides, that word is so west coast nuclear.
Excuse me, I have to go feed my fishes.
Where’s Your Other Wheel,
uni57 (Dave)
Dave-
Please watch your spelling. That’s west coast unclear