Hahaha phew…that was a good one. ^^^:D
If you had another brain it would be lonely (traditional Australian put down)
Australians suck at insults…
lol, my personal favourite is:
May your chickens turn into emus and kick your dunny down
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What’s a dunny? 
Dunny: Toilet
outback dunny as the one being reffered to in the insult
…do all Aussies have chickens and dunnies? 
most do…
not really hardly any of us have chickens and the outback dunny is slowly becoming a thing of the past to
Do you have either one?
nope 
my ‘dunny’ is inside and my chickens are generally in the fridge or the oven
Whats going on in this thread?
lol, someone jacked it, not intentionally. sorry man
Haha, nah its alright. I had no serious intent here. I was just bothered by the amount of religious threads on the forum.
I unicycle for all those reasons, and more.
to /tu; unstressed tʊ, tə/
–preposition
- (used for expressing motion or direction toward a point, person, place, or thing approached and reached, as opposed to from): They came to the house.
- (used for expressing limit of movement or extension): He grew to six feet.
- (used for expressing contact or contiguity) on; against; beside; upon: a right uppercut to the jaw; Apply varnish to the surface.
- (used for expressing a point of limit in time) before; until: to this day; It is ten minutes to six. We work from nine to five.
too /tu/
–adverb
- in addition; also; furthermore; moreover: young, clever, and rich too.
- to an excessive extent or degree; beyond what is desirable, fitting, or right: too sick to travel.
Thankyou.
I have completed primary, high and college schooling yet they did not teach me that.
There must be something seriously wrong with the school system in Tasmania