Unicycle for christ

Can I just ask, why do some of you Americans say that? Do you honestly go out and land a trick and say that was for you christ, I hope you were entertained. I can understand you like you god, but what on earth does unicycling have to do with religion?

I ride for myself, I ride to land new shit that makes ME feel happy. People, I think you should just ride for your own personal enjoyment.

I think people relate happyness with christ :smiley:
and like to ride for there beliefs.
but i dont no sorry i was no help :stuck_out_tongue:

I am so glad you made a brand new thread to say this!!
Because it’s not like there was already a thread that this would fit in to.
No no.

Anyway, in answer to your question, yes everything I do is for Christ. I just ate a bagel with cheese, and I hope God was watching, because I did a great job. A minute ago I went to the bathroom and it felt really good, I did it because I knew Christ would be pleased with my actions. My fingers feel really greasy and nasty from that bagel, but it’s okay, in fact, it’s great, because it is the Grease of God, it is a sign that He loves me.

But I still don’t get why people say it, although that’s probably how Forrest got so good so quick, praying all the time. He seem fairly heavily religious.
Don’t be sorry dude. Fully no need.

And if they ride for there beliefs, who say christ likes unicycles?

Where?

Uh oh, what if he doesn’t…we’re all gonna go to Hell and find a bunch of people riding unicycles through a lake of fire.

There is no such thing.

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No such thing as unicycles or no such thing as lakes of fire?

i think he means theres no such thing as hell?

Why even post a question like that James-Potter?

I could ask you the same question!!

What a bunch of losers, with the exception of Dan and christishot.

as hell? how do you know if there is or isn’t. I believe there is.

Always reminds me of that scene in “A Fish Called Wanda”

Me too, and I can’t wait to get there, because it’s gonna be one HELL of a party!!!

If you’ve truly been Listening, you have undoubtedly Heard the Voice of God directing All of You to Land Tricks for Him, on your Unicycle.

He’s got a bet going with Gabriel, and He’s trying to prove the Unicyclists, because they represent the Divine One (Wheel), have a special connection to Him.

if there is a hell would it not be the oposite of what you like
eg War for peace lovers or a small dark space for some1 scared of the
dark and so on…

and heavon would have a nice custom KH waiting for me

No! That’s just silly.
It’s where all the exciting people go, i.e., if you listen to rock & roll music, do a lot of drugs, have a lot of sex, etc., you go to Hell. Since all those people will be there, that’s why Hell is gonna be so much better than Heaven.

I hope I get into the VIP section with all the rest of my atheist bretheren :smiley: . I like that I"ll be able to listen to the same music that I do now.