unicycle definitions

I am glad to see that there were many responses to the issue of defining a
unicycle. There is obviously much more here than meets the eye. I am collecting
these definitions, including from some JUA people, and will eventually try to
summarize things and offer a “definititive” definiton, though I can’t imagine
that everyone will agree. Nevertheless, it is no doubt important that we are
able to precisely define the central hero of our sport.

But right now I’m in the midst of several dicitonary problems and have
no time…

In the meantime, the following (near-) synonyms for “unicycle” have
appeared so far.

  1. UNICYCLE Stanard American
  2. MONOCYCLE Traditional British
  3. ONE-WHEELED VEHICLE “Scientific”
  4. ICICLE Colloquial (I know one family who use it)
  5. IKE Colloquial (not sure where I got this)
  6. YIKE Colloquial (according to Adam Stork)
  7. ONE-WHEELER Unattested, but I think I’ve heard it
  8. ONE-WHEEL BICYCLE Unattested, uneducated
  9. BIKE Substandard, uneducated, illiterate, stupid! :->

Using number 9 should be made a capital offense punishable by summary
execution :-). Actually, I was shocked that former IUF Vice President
Masanari Wakae used the Japanese equivalent (jitensha) while discussing
crankarm length in an official Rules Comitteee meeting, of all places! I
recommended he commit harakiri!

I’m not sure if I’m on the right track, but this should be a good begining. I
would never have believed that we could come up with such a long list…

Mantente trepado,

Jacj Halpern IUF Vice President

Re: unicycle definitions

On Sun, 26 Feb -1, Jack Halpern wrote:

> I am glad to see that there were many responses to the issue of defining a
> unicycle. There is obviously much more here than meets the eye.

> 2. MONOCYCLE Traditional British

I don’t know if traditional British is right, but it’s certainly not modern
British. I might have to take issue with this (I nearly did when it came up
last week, but I didn’t get round to it).

> 4. ICICLE Colloquial (I know one family who use it)
> 5. IKE Colloquial (not sure where I got this)

Yeah, my Dad's come up with both of these at some time or another. I don't
use them myself, simply because most people probably wouldn't have a clue
what I was talking about. I prefer uni anyway, or simply Sally :-)

> 8. ONE-WHEEL BICYCLE Unattested, uneducated
> 9. BIKE Substandard, uneducated, illiterate, stupid! :->
>
> Using number 9 should be made a capital offense…

Make that numbers 8 & 9. As Oscar Wilde said, the only sin is stupidity. Both
of these show that in abundance.


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Re: unicycle definitions

> 9. BIKE Substandard, uneducated, illiterate, stupid! :->
>
> Using number 9 should be made a capital offense punishable by summary
> execution :-).

> Jacj Halpern

What about the unicycle hockey infringement of SUB? (Stick Under Bike) Are you
suggesting that Rolf should be terminated…??? ;^7

Peter

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are my own London NW5 United Kingdom

Re: Re: unicycle definitions

Akuma wrote:
|> a clue what I was talking about. I prefer uni anyway, or simply Sally :-
Ohmigod! I forgot all about good ol’ uni! So the list is now expanded to ten
as follows.

  1. UNICYCLE Stanard American
  2. MONOCYCLE Traditional British
  3. ONE-WHEELED VEHICLE “Scientific”
  4. ICICLE Colloquial (I know one family who use it)
  5. IKE Colloquial (not sure where from – attested)
  6. YIKE Colloquial (according to Adam Stork)
  7. ONE-WHEELER Unattested, but I think I’ve heard it
  8. ONE-WHEEL BICYCLE Unattested, uneducated
  9. BIKE Substandard, uneducated, illiterate, stupid! :->
  10. UNI Colloquial, very common

Let’s keep adding, unics!

Stay on top, Jack Halpern

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Re: Re: unicycle definitions

Cranfield Computer Centre wrote:
|>
|> “Look at that man riding a…”
|>
|> And at this point they realise they have no word for it, and they don’t know
|> enough about etymology to hazard a guess at the right one, so the best they
|> can do is
|>
|> “…one wheeled bike!”

So the list grows.

  1. UNICYCLE Stanard American
  2. MONOCYCLE Traditional (obsolescent?) British
  3. ONE-WHEELED VEHICLE “Scientific”
  4. ICICLE Colloquial (I know one family who use it)
  5. IKE Colloquial (not sure where from – attested)
  6. YIKE Colloquial (according to Adam Stork)
  7. ONE-WHEELER Unattested, but I think I’ve heard it
  8. ONE-WHEEL BICYCLE Unattested, uneducated
  9. BIKE Substandard, uneducated, illiterate, stupid! :-> 10. UNI Colloquial,
    very common
  10. ONE-WHEELED BICYCLE Colloquial, uneducated
  11. ONE-WHEELED BIKE Colloquial, uneducated

At 12 and still counting. Any more?

Stay on top,

Jack Halpern, IUF Vice President

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Re: unicycle definitions

> 7. ONE-WHEELER Unattested, but I think I’ve heard it

Germans use EINRAD, I believe? Maybe someone is translating back from this.

> 8. ONE-WHEEL BICYCLE Unattested, uneducated

I’ve heard this used several times, always by small children who (I guess) have
never seen a uni before. Generally, they look up and see me, then tug at Mummy’s
hand and with wide eyes, say,

“Look at that man riding a…”

And at this point they realise they have no word for it, and they don’t
know enough about etymology to hazard a guess at the right one, so the best
they can do is

“…one wheeled bike!”

Rather sweet really. Of course, the really amusing bit is where neither Mummy
nor Daddy know “unicycle” either, and have to make up a convincing word for
the child.

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