when you’re out riding your unicycle, what kind of comments do you get from people around you?
i get anything from “get back to the circus faggot!” to “Dude, that’s awesome!”
and the classic “Where’s the other wheel?”
what comments do you get from people around you while riding your unicycle?
I get: I’ve noticed you unicycling with your dog in many situations, and she seems incredibly well trained.
Or if I’m juggling clubs while unicycling and leave the dog home, i get: Got a match? or Can you chew gum at the same time?
i got one
sorry its kinda dumb,but I rode to get lunch the other day,and some guy says do a wheelie???:o
I get: Do a wheelie!
Or: Do a trick!
What do you say to that?
When I’m out unicycling people always say to me:
“Hey, I was lurking on that unicycle forum and was wondering why so many people post unicycle content in Just Conversation.”
The second most inquiry is:
“Why don’t so many unicyclists know how to use their shift key or spell?”
OOoooOOO!! You REALLY PWND** US!!! WOW!! PWND so bad!!!
Or the search function?
PWNED!!
A lot of times girls ask me if I’ll let them pleasure me. Guys ask me that too.
Isn’t there already a thread on this? From John Foss (I think) 
Yes, the search button question come up almost as often as:
“Why do so many unicycles reply to unicycle content in JC?”
But the true most asked question is:
“Hey, do you know the true identity of that UniBrier guy? Because he PWNS.”
(I didn’t want to mention that earlier because I thought it would result in a group GRWN.)
A recent question asked how to translate the following pwn speak:
JWN waited for the dial TWN then called on the FWN to MWN about her subprime LWN. She was in the ZWN to HWN her skills at being bad to the BWN.
Will you… well… you know… that thing? :o
I didn’t know unicycles could articulate.
Ka-Ching…PWNED!!
Ya know, most people at least say “thank you” when they’re handed a gift.