Unicycle cereal?!?! Cheapass Cereal Hall-O-Fame.

[Catboy]

CHECK OUT THESE CHEAP CEREALS It’s funny. But the number 2 candidate rides a unicycle… wtf?

[Seager]

Fruity Nuggets features a burly fellow whose task in life is to search out all things “fruity.” His special friend has a device used to drill for chocolate.

Hmmm. I’m sure there’s something funny to say about these two, but I can’t seem to think of it. Oh well.