Uni Squash?

i was chatting to my climbing partner as one does while suspended over a particularly beautifull bit of the african landscape and the chat turned to unicycle hockey
(i have no idea how THAT happened.)
he asked if unicycle squash has ever been played
since i didn’t know, i told him that i’d found out and that he was now on belay and could climb when ready

anybody ever played or seen uni squash played?

I doubt it’s very common, although someone has undoubtedly tried. I used to play squash loads before I could unicycle; it doesn’t strike me as a game which transfers very well to doing it on one wheel… it’s just far too fast; it’s hard enough to get to the blummin’ ball running around, let alone on a uni.

Phil, just me