With April 1st a few days away, I was wondering if anyone had any good April
Fool’s or “practical joke” unicycling anecdotes to share.
I wasn’t riding last year, so I don’t have a unicycling one, but here is the
prank that my wife and daughters played on me: they took a half dozen Oreo
cookies apart, removed the creamy white filling, and replaced it with
toothpaste.
Guess what I had for breakfast that morning 
-Rick
RE: uni-looneyness
> the prank that my wife and daughters played on me: they took a half dozen Oreo
> cookies apart, removed the creamy white filling, and replaced it with
> toothpaste.
>
> Guess what I had for breakfast that morning
The moral of the story of course: Don’t eat Oreos for breakfast! (especially
after drinking orange juice)
jf
Re: uni-looneyness
>> they took a half dozen Oreo cookies apart, removed the creamy white
filling, and replaced it with
>toothpaste. Guess what I had for breakfast that morning -Rick
>
>
Wow, cookies and clean teeth at the same time!
Oreo cookies for breakfast? hmmmmm
Re: uni-looneyness
Uni prank: reverse someone’s wheel. This could result in a pedal working loose,
eventually. HA HA! (This could be dangerous, so I don’t recommend it).
Suggestion for a retaliatory prank to the toothpaste-filling oreo cookie prank.
You will need to convince your wife and daughter that you are suffering from
FLUORIDE TOXICITY; symptoms include neurological abnormalities, gastrointestinal
pain, and muscular fibrillation. Daily absorbion of 10-80 mg of flouride (that
would be like eating half a tube of toothpaste every day) over a period of years
can lead to a condition called “crippling skeletal fluorosis”, in which
excessive calcification of bone results in stiffening of ligaments and fusion of
joints. (Hey! I think I have this!) Anyway, after a pretend visit to the doctor
with the dire diagnosis, you can show them the warning label that now appears on
all tubes of fluoridated toothpaste: “If you accidently swallow more than used
for brushing, seek professional help or CONTACT A POISON CONTROL CENTER
IMMEDIATELY.”
–
Ted Howe UC Davis Medical Center Toxicology and Drug Analysis Lab
TedLHowe@compuserve.com
Re: uni-looneyness
Foss, JohnX wrote in message
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***snip***
>The moral of the story of course: Don’t eat Oreos for breakfast! (especially
>after drinking orange juice)
And if RICK gives them to you....
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