Well here’s the one Mr SGD has been waiting for:
Here’s my entry for the uni-keyboard competition.
Its a short story about Mr ‘M’, Mr ‘M’ is the chap who lives in my e-mail
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Once upon a time
Ms. M was happily unicycling down the street,
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He was contemplating whether he should really be on the
street/sidewalk/road/pavement, when he realised he was in an ideal world and he
could unicycle just about anywhere he wanted.
It started raining, so he sped up:
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He decided to take a trip down to the mall/shopping center to get away
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He went down into the subway (it was still raining!):
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And got on a train:
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And found himself a place to idle:
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he got to the mall and did a little window shopping:
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Then he herd a scream coming from outside, Mr M raced outside.
There was a crowd of people staring at a mother whose baby had crawled onto the
ledge of a tall building. There was nothing for it, Mr M to the rescue !
He dashed into the building and into the lift
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And up he went to the roof. He could see the baby just over the edge, he
wheel walked his way to the ledge, he was just about to grab him when he
fell ! Oh No !
Mr ‘M’ pulled a backflip over the edge:
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And started to race down the side of the building
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He caught the child in his hands
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And landed balancing him on his head
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Mr ‘M’ had saved the day ! Everyone lived happily ever after !
Disclaimer: This is pure fiction coming out of Simon’s head, any
similarities of real life events/character must be either pure coincidence
or somebody is lying !
Actually I wanted to do a bigger and better story than this, involving lots of
fictionary characters taken from this NG: eg Fohn Joss, Doger Ravies etc but as
time is running short, m’faird this will have to do.
More adventures coming soon, Mr.M does Big-Wheel Muni:
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Simon Greenway | I.O.U O
M.t.U@mindless.com | | Romsey, Hampshire, UK. | Idiots On Unicycles #/
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ASCII art was never my thang man !
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