Uni Keyboard Competition Entry

system · March 15, 1999, 4:56pm

Here is my entry (the things on the seat post are supposed to be head &
tail lights):

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                             & __ \||/ __ &

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& / \ &
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& / \ &
&___________&

Chris Cline Male 13

                                            Chris Cline Muni-Cow

system · March 15, 1999, 7:49pm

Re: Uni Keyboard Competition Entry

Here’s my entry. Male, age 28.

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I drew it with xfig and used a GIMP module to convert it to ASCII.

If the artist who made the graphic on the unicycling.org page were to cheat
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Hopefully, he won’t.