Uni-Football write up

At my school there is an option to do circus skills for sport, which is where i learnt first to ride a uni a year ago. this also means that there are others in my school who have learnt to ride very well, which is fantastic.
Now, one year later (all of us much more skilled) we got the bright idea to hijack the school quad and play some good ol’ american footyball.

Charlie and Guy, both year 11, had played this game before (as had i, but at that time i could only ride and veer slightly) and were looking for some real opposition as anyone who usually played them had very limited maneuvering skills and were therefore easily beaten.
They found this opposition in Myself and my best friend Joey, both year 9.

Charlie was riding his 30" UDC beast
Guy, riding a 18" uni with a nylon rim+spokes (it works) supplied by the bloke who runs circus skills
Joey, a noname 20" freestyle
and me, my brand new 20" Qu-Ax trials

Rules being:
if the ball is dropped, then that play is over
if someone dismounts or touches the wall to balance whilst in play, they are out for the rest of that play
no grabbing or pulling, just pushing an opponent to upd
each team gets a maximum of 3 plays, starting from each end of the quad
if a touchdown is scored, the ball goes to the other team

The game was on.
Guy’s uni was easily most maneuverable, but lacking in speed
Mine and Joey’s being superior in both speed and maneuverability, perfect for blitzing.
and Charlie’s beast, lacking in maneuverability but possessing a menacing height and leverage.

For about an hour we played various strategies and tactics involving trying to charge straight through and using a player as a meat shield whilst the other followed with the ball

some learners even joined in after a while and suddenly the field was full of people wobbling around.

I tell you, if you can find enough unicyclists to have a decent game (4 at least, teams don’t necessarily have to be even) then i cannot recommend this highly enough.

That’s a good write up. :smiley:

Uni-Football. Genius :smiley:

Sounds really fun! I once trying to just play catch with a football on my uni, that alone was fun…of course everyone else was on foot, so that was a bit interesting :wink:

Adding a unicycle to any sport makes it that much better…hockey, basketball, football…all genius

You know for a second there… looking at the title, I thought you were talking about Englishfootball… (’‘soccer’’) My thoughts: no footed uniing whilst kicking a ball, wtf awesome!

Hehe

Try uni-rugby. Scrams and those things where they throw the players in the air to catch the ball… That would be sweet.

unicycle boxing.

Very fun! My brother and I already talked about having some in our next video

woohoo! I’d also like to do uni-paintball. First one to fall off loses, a mercy-type game.

Uni red rover.

Unicycle tug-a-war. :smiley: :smiley:

I like the aspect of this game where you push each other off the unicycle. That sounds fun! Lol, excuse me for being a teenager.

uni skeet shooting?

unicycle destruction derby :astonished:

After shooting skeet all morning today, I’m gonna say that as much as I suck while being on two feet, I don’t think a unicycle is gonna help much. :stuck_out_tongue: :wink:

I like that idea so much that i’m doing it next weekend with my friends. :smiley: :smiley:

I’m saving that idea till madison and the guys come to Sydney. :smiley: :smiley:

Gladiators!

Its so fun, I broke my toe that way, and got kneed into the face, and some how performed a frontflip off my uni during one of the falls.

David, from austria, played/showed it to me and 2 other unicyclist while he was here. Im pretty sure we played for 4 hours.

Pulling on eachothers seatposts, kicking tires, its was brutal. No hard feelings at all. Somebody gets hit, they smile and keep going.

Thats how gladiator is played, no rules except to stay on your uni, and with the boundaries of whatever you set (painted parking spot lines for us). Do whatever it takes to get someone off their uni, last man riding wins.

I’ve tried bowling a cricket ball on the uni: got the wicket second try.

Unicycle sumo works. Just chalk the circle on the ground and try to push the other person off or out. Tactics are all about getting to the side of your opponent.

For some reason I could just see 2 people riding, one fast, and the other quite slow. The fast guy just completley anihilates the slow guy by pushing him REALLY hard. Then the fast dude is like “HA! UPD!”… I know, I’m weird. But isn’t that funny? I think it is.