Ultimate twowheeler

Jack Halpern wrote:
>The ultimate twowheeler
|> I discussed in a previous posting is something I should do one day, but it’s
|> very difficult and expensive to build…

John Foss wrote:
|> Bull. You already have the parts, just take away the frame above the axle.
|> Put your money where your mouth is! I’m not going to say it can’t be ridden,
|> I just want to watch you try it a few times.

John, I am smart enough to have figured out your suggestion. Believe me, if that
worked I would have been riding that thing years ago. I have basic designs, and
in Japan it costs thousands of dollars to do it. Everything has to be very thin,
you need special axles, etc., to avoid the wobbling you get from ordinary
wheels. If you ever tried riding an ultmate from a standard uni minus frame and
seat, you know what I mean. With twowheelers, the difficulties are much, much
greater with your center of gravity higher up, etc.

If any of you wizzards can think of a design not using spaceage expensive
materials, etc. that is fairly easy and inexpensive to build, I’ll have it built
and, if humanly possible, I’ll “put my mouth where my money is” by riding it. I
must warn you that I am now making three dictionaries simultaneously and have no
time to get into discussions on design issues. But if everyone argues it out and
comes up with a reasonable design, I’ll have it built.

Stay on top,

Jack Halpern IUF Vice President

P.S. John, will you please keep your line shorter (say 70), and get rid of
those pesty return codes. On my screen they look like this ^M (encode as
which is hexadecimal 0D.

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RE: Ultimate twowheeler

>Jack Halpern wrote:
>>The ultimate twowheeler
>|> I discussed in a previous posting is something I should do one day, but it’s
>|> very difficult and expensive to build…
>
>John Foss wrote:
>|> Bull. . .

Jack replied:
>Everything has to be very thin, you need special axles, etc., to avoid the
>wobbling you get from ordinary wheels. If you ever tried riding an ultmate
>from a standard uni minus frame and seat, you know what I mean. With
>twowheelers, the difficulties are much, much greater with your center of
>gravity higher up, etc.

I think the narrowness issue will actually be less of a problem on a multi
wheeled ultimate, because being attached to that bottom wheel, your top wheel
won’t be able to tilt side to side so much. Could this be true?

>If any of you wizzards can think of a design not using spaceage expensive
>materials, etc. that is fairly easy and inexpensive to build, I’ll have it
>built and, if humanly possible, I’ll “put my mouth where my money is” by riding
>it. I must warn you that I am now making three dictionaries simultaneously and
>have no time to get into discussions on design issues.

(Jugglers’ dictionary joke: Can you do four?)

>P.S. John, will you please keep your line shorter (say 70), and get rid of
> those pesty return codes. On my screen they look like this ^M (encode as
> which is hexadecimal 0D.

I apologize again, unicycling friends. Soon I will be using a more civilized
mail program that will allow me to adjust line length!

John Foss, President International Unicycling Federation unifoss@cerfnet.com