With your elbow!
I will go first:
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dan de man
done
ujnikP_jmi
oops!
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had to be done with my left elbow
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Right elbow, while wearing a hoodie.
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Oops I messed up 
what the hell was that! come on try again!!!
jjtheunicyclr, I was really close, I got too exicted and hesitated…stupid me
uni_jim
haha! diddit!!!:D:D:D
my submission:
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Okay, I’ll try again, multiple times,
Hehe, just remembered, I use dvorak keyboard layout, with the US layout on the keys, no wonder I’m so far off. 
I’ll change it to US layout for this:
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jophnm_childesd
Anorexic fashion models with pointy elbows will do better at this.
mkoknkkmeytkman
I seem to have a problem with Ks…
Which brings to mind one of the funniest movie quotes ever:
There are strange things afoot at the Circle K…
The Ks must be located right next to the bananas.
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That was hard
and with my nose… jkqat55-fg
EDIT: I acccidently changed a bunch of settings on my browser with the font and sizing and I can’t get it back!
SS-pencer hochberg
i was close, i used both elbows to use the shift key and that went bad.
mawesome
Too easy.
You’ve got pointy elbows. 
cap[;tqainm,klrun mk61 :: elbows
captainkrunk61 :: nose
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Goats_On_Unicycles
cake