The guy on the TV show had a chance to win $25000 in prizes of his own choosing.
All he had to do was learn in a week to ride around a few little orange cones.
He did pretty well, really. He learned to ride but when the time came to win the
money he rode about two feet and dismounted. Poor guy.

Then a little later on “The Practice” one of the lawyers ran a TV commercial
which attracted a flood of oddball customers including a unicyclist.