Trouble with #2 today

I had some trouble with #2 today. It was a beautiful day outside and I was determined to go for a Muni ride, despite my affliction which required trips to the bathroom every 30 minutes.

The trail has no porta-potties along the way, so I came up with the attached solution. I even brought along a plastic bag, because I am environmentally sensitive. Luckily I did not have to resort to using my solution, as the exercise helped calm my digestive tract.

You see what an addiction to Muni will do to you?

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That was a Crappy Post…Just Kidding…:smiley: Hope I don’t get a lot of *hit from everyone for this post. But next time Just don’t go that far from home so you can get to the loo…Bye.

Hey Doug, Looks like ya’ got it figured out!!! When I was racing motorcycles crosscountry, one of my team mates wasn’t as well prepared as you and actually had to rip the sleeve off his jersey when nature called. Wish you could’ve been with us in S.A. today. The 2 Scotts and myself threw a “last minute” type of ride together today at O.P. and had a helluva good time. Maybe sometime in the near future we can get together and ride in Austin. I know there’s some good riding up there!!!

Just for future reference, water+hand makes great TP. And you have that fresh clean feeling when you’re done!

No need to rip up the nice jersey.

Oh.

When I saw the thread subject, I thought it was going to be about irregularity.

Oh, well, rather than waste this joke, which is I see is now O.T…

Q: Didja hear about the constipated mathematician?

A: He worked it out with a pencil.