You start with a short swim in the water.
run over to your Uni and ride 13 miles.
then hop off and run 3 miles.
If you swim in your padded b*ke shorts, will that be a problem riding 13 miles in a sopping wet sponge? I’ve seen yall mention tossing cornstarch down there, but in this case, wouldn’t you create a pasty mess?
There’s nowhere to strip off a bathing suit and put on dry cycling pants.
I’ve never done a Triathlon, how does one manage? Do you just ride in the wet pants? 
Re: Triathlon, what to wear?
Taffeta!
Have fun,
Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ
Re: Triathlon, what to wear?
u can do wonders inside a large towel wrapped around your waist,
practise at home first
i dont even want the image of ‘13 miles on a uni in a sopping wet pair of cycling shorts with corn starch down there’ in my head!
u’re going to have to deep fry yourself to get it clean!
aaaarrrrggghhh 
Re: Triathlon, what to wear?
Memphis Mud wrote:
> You start with a short swim in the water.
Yep. 
>
> run over to your Uni and ride 13 miles.
Mmhmm.
>
> then hop off and run 3 miles.
Yeah.
>
> If you swim in your padded b*ke shorts, will that be a problem riding
> 13 miles in a sopping wet sponge? I’ve seen y’all mention tossing
> cornstarch down there, but in this case, wouldn’t you create a pasty
> mess?
No, triathlete clothes dry very fast, quelle surprise.
>
> There’s nowhere to strip off a bathing suit and put on dry cycling
> pants.
>
> I’ve never done a Triathlon, how does one manage? Do you just ride in
> the wet pants?
Sports-specific gear, naturally. My triathlete GF likes this company:
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“Quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est.”
– Seneca
How about this:D
Now that’s a tri-athlete. I hope no one confuses that with a bi-athlete. Or trans-athlete.
The left knee in that photo now sports three small incisions and slightly less torn stuff floating around in it. I wore the bathing suit to surgery today.
Good one, harper.
But I’m more of a tri-athlete trapped in a are-u-kidding-athlete body.