I’m not riding my unicycle right now becuase I’m exhausted from riding it earlier!
TPBM is DWAS
I’m not riding my unicycle right now becuase I’m exhausted from riding it earlier!
TPBM is DWAS
Not quite…
TPBM is not me
Wrong!
Dang it.
TPBM is short
5’ 11".
Person below me is not wearing shoes.
yes, I’m wearing pants.
the person below me isn’t me.
whoah it is.
TPBM is sad because he had never had a girlfriend
nope
TPBM is listening to 70s music
Not right now.
TPBM is blurring his speech on the account of drunkennes.
Uncanny!
TPBM is prime serial killer material.
You bet!
TPBM was executed on the gallows poll only a week ago.
idk
TPBM loves muni
Only tried it once, but loved it.
TPBM was awarded a CroMo alloy medal for teaching a butterfly to swim in olive oil.
Correct!
TPBM is suffering from flatulence.
WHOA
That is a cool medal blue. Shame i can’t have one.
yes,
farts
TPBM has a sig lign that is too long?
alas, yes
tpbm has blue eyes
TPBM has blue eyes and a shiny bronze medal whose sig line is too long.
That’s a two-thirds truth.
TPBM can do a backflip forwards, but doesn’t know about it yet.
Unlikely.
TPBM read the post of TPAM, tried it, and is now seeking medical attention.
Nope. Too old and too unfit.
TPBM secretly prefers b*kes to unis.
(and I can’t believe I spelled ‘swimming’ incorrectly on that medal)