its getting to dark to uni, my mom wont let me go out!
Re: to dark to uni
There’s a poem in that “sentence” somewhere.
Remember that while your mom is telling you it’s for your safety, deep down she’s just enjoying her ability to exercise capricious and arbitrary control over you. Besides, when’s the last time you cleaned your room, young man?
Cheers
Re: Re: to dark to uni
Add the words “to ride” at the end, clean up that damn sloppy punctuation, and you’re in there with a haiku.
It’s getting too dark
to uni; my mom won’t let
me go out to ride!
It’s 3 AM. I think I’ll go outside and ride my unicycle. Just because I can (I’m old).
I gots no choice, I commute home from school… and my class ends at 6pm 
Stupid DST…
I find the night is best for me to ride… cause not having good visability of things takes my nerves away.
Maybe you should try riding with your eyes closed. 
ive riden like around my whole block with my eyes closed, almost ran into a car (it was parked)
I Know what you mean,a freind of mines mom wont let him uni in the winter because he might slip on the snow with his 1.75 inch wide bald tire.She says he has to have a nobby tire like mine.
Im gonna have to give him one.
(oh and,uh,unimaniac,stop chasing parked cars.)
How do you know if your eyes were closed the whole way around the block?