Thunderwheels Cheat in Turf War

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I found this on the Thunderwheels website under members:

Kevin X
Ride: 24’’ Yuni MUni
Location: West Philadelphia

Kevin and his three friends, Joe, Nick, and Kazzie have been terrorizing the neighborhoods of West Philadelphia–an area dangerously close to the Thunderwheels HQ locations. He and his formidable pals did the wise thing and joined those they couldn’t beat. Now they make the Thunderwheels stronger.

I am the Kevin in question. There is only one problem: I didn’t join. I didn’t even know there was a Thunderwheels until I saw posts about it recently in the forums.

It also has my unicycling friends Joe, Nick and Kazzie in the ranks. Joe claims he asked what the deal was with Thunderwheels, but decided not to join. He mentioned our names. But never did he or any of us say we’d join.

I hereby renounce any existing gang or club memberships and create my own club/gang. It hasn’t got a name yet.

Members:
Kevin O’Brien

Pending Members:
Nick Dijohn
Joe Graff
Tim Nuarb
Kaz Uyehara
Elizabeth Pinney
Robin Holloway
Emmanuel Pressley

We claim Pennsylvania. You can have Blue Bell. You’re 203 miles away. You may have your silly little town. But we claim the rest.

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Hey claiming Pa is a big task, your gonna have to enforce it you know and as of right now I think I have western pa spoken for

Turf War anyone?

Chex

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How many you got in Pittsburg?

Looks like I’ve got 8. Wanna make it 9?

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they backed down for a turf war I tried to set up down with thunder wheel’s i am with the militia!!!

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Hey Obie One I just got an idea. How bout the 8 of you join the 5 of us to form 13 members of the one wheeled warriors. I just started this gang and i really want to get some more people. Except you will be 1 wheeled warriors east and ill be 1 wheeled warriors west. How bout it?

Brian

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I’ll ask my cohorts. My sole purpose is to spite Thunderwheels, though.

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Kevin get to motorama if you havent yet started and thats my name spelled backwards its really Braun I use that on aim ‘TNuarb’.

Edit: dont forget to grab my uni to. To bad I cant go.

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yes i spite you too, feel my spite oh spited spities.

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jury duty

Hey i’m coming to Philly in March for Jury Duty, gotta go to the Jury Assembly room on Market Street. Any of yous live near there?
This other guy I work with went and didn’t like it, he didn’t get picked and sat there all day, so that would be kinda boring, but other people I know said they’d be into doing it, I think it’ll be a good chance to learn stuff if I get picked about how the way things work and help out in it…

Anyways, is Philly ok with Unicycles in the street, I just was thinking of possibly taking mine with for something to do if I get a chance, if i’m spending the day there might as well do something memorable.

Andrew

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Yeah Market street in Philly is the main street. It divides the city north and south. So basically everyone is near it. If you let me know through PM or email (theobieone3226@aol.com) when you’ll be in town we can hang out and go for a ride.

Are you the guy I was talking to at motorama? The one from Lancaster.

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JOIN MUNI MILITIA I am also against the thunder wheel’s I don’t think the rest of the gang is though but I am so crush them before they get out of hand!!!

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I don’t care about their plans to dominate Earth. I just wanna spite them for misusing my (first) name.