Threats or Violence at schools April 20

soo im dangerous?

In a nutshell: yes.

I think he would be less dangerous in a nutshell. I mean, that’s like keeping someone in a big bubble.

Remember: it’s a nutshell.

So I’m guessing it has padded walls and built in shrinks with medication?

Dude,

Just phone in when you will be on the road, and they’ll close the roads!!

I’ve seen you when you haven’t had your chocolate milk–ARRRGGHHH!!!

True, however bubbles are soft and pop easily, whereas nuts have naturally hard and protective casings. In the case of an attack, I would much rather seek shelter in a nut shell than in a bubble.

Somebody spray-painted “People will die on 4/20 during 3rd block!” In every single bathroom. Freaky stuff, freaky stuff. I was soooo freaked out.

Of course they will, but almost certainly not in your school.

Why not in my school?

Personally, I’d rather be within a bubble encased by a nutshell.

That’s an even better idea! That way if the nut gets knocked around, you would be protected from the hardness of the inside of the shell, by the softness of a bubble…brilliant!
We need to write to Homeland Security immediately with our new findings.