Lets argue animal rights and religion.
… GO!
What about Archaea rights? Bacteria rights? Fungi rights? Plant rights? “Everything I missed that is allive” rights? Non-livingthings rights?
No one ever thinks about them.
You must also consider rights’ rights. And while you’re at it, lefts probably have rights too, shall we consider all these as well in our rights discussion?
On another topic, folklore vampires could become vampires not only through a bite, but for many other reasons too. If they were once a werewolf, practiced sorcery, were excommunicated, committed suicide, were an illegitimate child of parents who were illegitimate, or were still born or died before baptism, they were a candidate for vampirism. In addition, anyone who had eaten the flesh of a sheep killed by a wolf, was a seventh son, was the child of a pregnant woman who was looked upon by a vampire, was a nun who stepped over an unburied body, had teeth when they were born, or had a cat jump on their corpse before being buried could also become a vampire
how about those current events
Reunite Gondwanaland!
Why do people tie string cheese to the bottom of their unicycle seats?
Is it ornamental?
No, I use it to hold my seat together. Although in several instances I’ve eaten said cheese for sustenance.
there are so many accountants in the world there is enough for one per person…
For there to be one accountant per person, everyone would have to be an accountant.
Could animals become vampires too? Archaea? Bacteria? Fungus? Plants? “Everything I missed that is allive”? Non-livingthings? rights? lefts?
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I love this thread. 
The fork as an eating utensil was introduced in the Middle East before the year 1000. First introduced to Europe in the 10th century by Theophanu, Byzantine wife of Emperor Otto II, the table fork had, by the 11th century made its way to Italy. The fork’s arrival in northern Europe was more difficult. For many years it was viewed as an unmanly Italian affectation. The Roman Catholic Church expressly disapproved of its use: “God in his wisdom has provided man with natural forks — his fingers. Therefore it is an insult to Him to substitute artificial metallic forks for them when eating.” It was not until the 18th century that the fork became commonly used in Great Britain.
I can drive a forklift!
I drove golfcarts and Penske vans all last week.
I’ve always wanted to drive a forklift.
GILD gets a wounded Quetzagcoatl.
inserts coin
I know two guys who were in a bad go-cart accident recently.
Yeah, where have all the good go-kart accident gone?