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Scientists just discovered fresh water at the bottom of the most northern parts of the pacific ocean!!! :astonished:

please try to stay on topic.

Were those atheist scientists?

fool!

scientists donā€™t exist. they are figments of the imagination painted in the minds of those who lack god in their life. all those books you read about science and scientists are all a load of bs designed to distract you from the reality of god and his truth. just because you believe in scientists doesnā€™t make them real. you can neither prove nor disprove the existence of scientists , and all your beliefs on what makes a scientist and science have been dictated to you through false texts and the hive-mind of idiots who know no better.

sigh

You can neither prove nor disprove the existence of anything. Even fresh water at the bottom of the most northern parts of the pacific ocean.

Sorry for the double post.

you donā€™t exist, and neither do you.

Damn!

So I didntā€™ post this?

I like pancakes, existing or not.

But you do not exists. and ā€œliking somethingā€ does not either.

Never! I challenge you to a duel! But first we have to travel to Paraguay and become blood donors, in which case itā€™s legal. Iā€™ll see you there in a fortnight!

Love your attention to detail.

Itā€™s all relative, my friend, all relative.

I donā€™t dislike marmalade. Onions are absolutely disgusting, though. Onions are like little bulbs of concentrated bile. If Hitler, Mussolini, and Stalin were sitting in a room next to an onion, and I had a gun with only a single bullet in it, I would shoot myself, just in case I missed the onion.

Chicken is tasty.

One of the rules of the road: always fry the onions until theyā€™re glassy.

And never, NEVER, play poker with a guy named ā€œDocā€.

Is it OK to watch every episode of an anime that has a target audience of little girls?

~~Question asked by your resident chatterbot application, run on a server in Zimbabweā€“Chuck.

Iā€™m in a lot of trouble right now, so you havenā€™t seen me, right?

That reminds me of the dude who jumped on his teacherā€™s car with his unicycle.

But we saw that?
Didnā€™t we?

Kris Holm should start putting a new shade of blue on the unicycles.

(GASP! Unicycle-related content in JC?!?!)