Thoughts : Course of events

Off-topic
1

Just theoretically, I think it would happen this way.

  1. Part (cranks, seatpost, saddle) of unicycle breaks.
  2. Fall causes broken bone or severe injury to person.
  3. Heads to LBS to find parts to fix unicycle.

…and maybe afterwards 4. Go home and sleep soundly.

2

It’s more like this:

  1. Run out of beer.
  2. Go to store and get more beer.
  3. Get home and drink beer.
3

All whilst on the unicycle for good measure

4

More like this actually. :smiley:

  1. Part (cranks, seatpost, saddle) of unicycle breaks.
  2. Fall causes broken bone or severe injury to person.
  3. Heads to LBS to find parts to fix unicycle.
  4. Go home and check fridge.
  5. Run out of beer.
  6. Go to store and get more beer.
  7. Get home and drink beer.
  8. Go home and sleep soundly.
5

or…

  1. Part (cranks, seatpost, saddle) of unicycle breaks.

  2. Fall causes broken bone or severe injury to person.

  3. Heads to LBS to find parts to fix unicycle.

  4. Attempt to anesthetize/cheer yourself up with beer.

  1. Run out of beer.

  2. Go to store and get more beer(All whilst on the unicycle for good measure).

7a) Get home and drink beer…and maybe afterwards go home and sleep soundly.
or
7b) New fall causes broken bone or severe injury to person, and maybe afterwards go home and sleep badly! :wink:

6
  1. Wake up and wonder why everything hurts!
7

Unicycle? Who would ride such a whimsy in public? Do you think I’m a clown or something?

8

Lol saddam. #9 is the finishing touch :slight_smile:

9

Of course! :wink:

10

#10: go on Internet and make list.

#11: (still on Internet) comment on others whom elaborated on list.

#12: add to list (still interneting) steps involving making of list on Internet.

11

#13: pat self on back (actual back pat, not on Internet)

12

#14 go home, get some sleep, get back up, do it again

13

No you were already at home so…
#14 after being on the internet get some sleep, get back up slightly less sore, do it again.