No non-believers, please. Only the Faithful meet here.
The Donut is REAL. Do You Know The Donut?! Have you experienced the Donut? Do you love the Donut with your whole heart? And accepted the Donut into your HEART?
Looking for a place to talk to other like-minded people? This is it!
you belong here. You are HOME! The Donut Loves You Too!!! Donut IS love!!
Donuts are to die for, cuz the donut will die for YOU!
i am aware i am doing the wrong thing, which makes it even worse.
breaking the rules can be fun, although i am feeling guilty due to the fact you wrote please.
us Donutians should have a thread where we can feel at HOME unharassed
If the Atty General of the USA can meet with his group of BELIEVERS in a government building during the work day to pray,
us Donutians should have a thread where we can feel at HOME unharassed by non-believers.
This thread is full of holes. 
It is holier than most as a matter of fact!
(…somebody had to say that.)
But there are so many different types of donuts. How do we know which one is the right donut?
(Philosophical question because we all know that the Dunkin Donuts buttermilk donut is the true donut. There is none better in all the universe.)
I really dont like donuts. but whatever i wont bother you about it if you really think they are great. Have fun with your seperate thread! well miss you.
Mmmm… Donuts
the Eclair Shall Smite You All
I thought for sure JJuggle would be in this thread. 
that is because he is a true believer…almost a phrophet
let us bow down to his might!
bows
This thread is my home. So…how about those chocolate eclairs…mmmmMMMMmmmm
Krispy Kremes impersonate real donuts
Donut believers. HA!
I won’t believe anything until you can prove their existence.
And I won’t take any photoshopped pictures or heresay as proof. I’m talking about REAL donuts, in my hand, nothing else will do.
But I don’t expect any of you do-NUTS can make that happen.
C’mon. I dare you.
Keep your silly pastry ideals to yourself, they don’t belong in a public forum.
Besides, everyone knows that breakfast cereals are better.
He didn’t just go there…did he?
Thier existance doesn’t have to be proved. Nothing is real. Donuts are a social construction, serving the purpose of bringing hope, fat and sugar to the masses.
Spuddie, donuts may not stay crunchy in milk, but YOU CAN’T DIP A CEREAL IN COFFEE!
Don’t even get me started on the subject of coffee! 
yawn
We already have a coffee thread. Should we adjourn our donut conversation there? We even have a breakfast thread. Is there anything we haven’t covered?