This rather odd tidbit of news deserves its own thread

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IF you have good balance, a very soft bicycle seat aqnd a tolerance for pain,…
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30 September 2009
The Daily News (Queensland)
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IF you have good balance, a very soft bicycle seat aqnd a tolerance for pain, try mountain unicycling.

The object of the sport is to try and ride down hil on a unicycle without coming off or doing yourself serious injury, especially if you are male.

Finding an all-terrain unicycle is the big trick as there aren’t a lot on the market.

The challenge is trying to slow down since unicycles don’t come with a good braking system.

The people who do this, may not be the smartest of people. Honestly, the chances of serious injury, are pretty good.

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Is that news site real?, some of those stories are ridiculous, Looks like a lower quality version of The Onion

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I know I am definitely not one of the smartest people in the world.

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I see no mention of clowns in the article. Do you think that is some accidental omission?

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The article used to contain a tidbit about clowns, but the the company and the author recieved death threats so they removed it.