Hears mine:
You guys are all confused…
She’s not yours, she’ll never be yours, it’s just your turn with her.
Cynical much?
I will tell her that first thing in the morning for you. And she is a very nice person too, one of the nicest I know. 
Im sorry you had some bad experiences with your relationships. Im gonna keep this quote saved though, then ill bring it back when im married and prove that it isnt just “my turn with her.”
Ew, no facial hair like mine?
here’s my girlfriend’s icture (actually it’s a picture of her school picture, in my wallet)
EDIT: wow that picture doesn’t look that big on my phone… yes, I have a duct tape wallet…
This is my… Keven (mawesome)… :\
He’th tho thexthy. 
ED!!
Hahahaha, a plus 100 to you!
and another +100 to you 
ahaha thats funny, well if i didnt have a girlfriend LOL
and actually i cant be botehred to post a picture lol.
More importantly, who said ‘alright, his girlfriend is riding, and here’s a thread about it!..awwwww, boobs’
that’s what I thought… and I think this thread needs to be moved to Just Conversation…
I take it you don’t have a mother then.
this thread is full of lies