thats how you tell when youre a unicycle freak ,you shout at random people of the street “hey wheres your wheel”
I usualy build up speed and pretend that I’m about to hit them but stop at the last second.
Yeah, that’s a good one. I haven’t tried it but i’m sure they feel very stupid.
Yeah It also helps if you go ahhhhhh! 
I usually say something likd “Oh my god, I thought there was something going on. It was there when I left the house”.
i usually just say " i got it half off"
or you could use “hanging out with the functional part of your brain”
My other wheel? It took the high road. We agreed to meet around the next bend so I better get going, it hates to wait.
“wrapped around the head of the last person who asked me that”
Isn’t that kind of counterintuitive?
I usually reply, “That’s original, it’s not like I haven’t heard that before…”
I say the same thing as that the add a “TODAY”
I have never said it, but am always tempted to say, “My other wheel is in the same place as the part of your brain that comes up with original comments.”
On those rare occasions when I’m in a good mood, I will sometimes forestall a bicyclist’s stupid comment by saying either,
- That looks complicated, or
- I wish I'd paid the extra now.
Angler: "Where’s your other wheel?
Mikefule: “I left it near your trawler.”
To a pedestrian:
- You're the one who's walking.
When in a bad mood:
- Twenty seven
You can either join in, whilst very subtly putting them down.
" That’s funny, a few people today have said I was one wheel short of a full bike"
or confuse them:
" It was a “buy one get one free” offer."
I used that last time, the guy stopped dead, and it was almost possible to see his brain cell struggling.
Nao
Whatever you say, the important thing is to reply. Because they usually hate it. You can tell the ones that just think they are clever and are laughing at you because when you reply with something remotely clever thier faces go all droopy and they shut up. The people who are just being friendly, albeit in a misguided way, will laugh at your reply.
Don’t reply.
It only encourages these negative attention seekers
Bugman pulls out his handgun and says: [fill in the blank]
“its on lay-away” and if the need arises add “only [number] more payments left”
No that’s the most original comeback yet! I love it!