just wondering what statments pointed at you really piss you off and what you say back to them. the thing most people shout at me is “are you part of the circus or something?” i usually say yes , and as a matter of fact we are missing a few monkeys at the moment would you be interested? you fit the part perfectly.
“Can you do a backflip?”
I hate that one.I say “you mean on purpose?no.”
“Is that hard”?
“yes.very.”
“were do you get those things”?
“a store”.
same one here
“can you do a backflip”
“can you shove a tree stump in your ass ya i didnt think so either”
I hate when people say… Don’t fall. I don’t know why but it just annoys me. It is usally by people who are in cars so I want to tell them to not wreck but I thought it wasn’t a very good one. Any comebacks for that one?
just with that dont fall thing. i ride mine to school and people usually stick their foot out in front of me when riding and say dont fall. If they are not able to kill me i usually just jump onto their feet. 
anything about politics…
So is it just that you dont’ like to discuss politics while riding unicycle??
Thinking about the " don’t fall thing" I don’t know if i’ve ever responded to that by trying to fall off, but I think I might sometime, and I have fallen off on purpose. When they auctioned off unicycle lessons, they had me do a demo, and I fell, so they knew i’d be a good teacher.
I get circus comments sometimes, usually I say something back, but not to be mean. Maybe something like there looking for clowns, you’d be good. The circus stuff used to annoy me, but not so much anymore. It’s also a good oppertunity to tell them about Universe 2 and explain all the insane things you can do on a unicycle, although I can’t show them much yet : )
Andrew
Gaahhhhhh!!!
I HATE it when people say “dont fall off.”
I always say “don t you fall down.”
Its funny to go up to a biker and before he has a chance to say anthing,ask him if that things hard to ride.or say “dont fall”.or “can you do a backflip on that”.
also if somone asks if you can do a bacflip say “no.can you?”.
yeah another thing when i was on my way to class this dumbass in yr 7 called tom lobbe asked me if i could do a mono. he was seriously asking though not just being a dick!
yea me too.
- “Is that hard?”
-Gosh…
-What do you say to that?
-You could stop and command them to try and then make fun of them when they fall… But that would just be cruel and stupid… 
or
- “Hey! Can you juggle?”
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They think there’s some kind of connection between unicycling and juggling! GEEZ!
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Although, I CAN juggle, just not very well while unicycling.
I was riding at the park the other day and a kid(like 7 or 8) ran up to me from his group of friends asked me if I could do a backflip. I said ‘yes’ just on a larf, and his eyes grew to the size of softballs as he ran back to is friends to tell them what i had said.
It annoys me when people say “you suck” or “that’s gay”, or lame etc… The funny part is, most of them that say “you suck” and stuff then say “I am wayyyy better”, or “I can do that”. I know they are obviously lying, but I have never walked up to one and said “then do it”, because I hate running after people and wouldn’t want to see my uni damaged by a retard. As soon as someone I know I can out run easily(hopefully in some sort of open public place) says something like that I will more than gladly let them try and ride it, and even try to get them to run off with it so I can have some pummeling fun, not only for redemption, but revenge.
There is, isn’t there? I mean, take any random unicyclist, and chances are, s/he can juggle.
catboy the good thing about unis is that if someone does run off with it it will make them quite slow. (they are quite awkward to run fast with)
Most people ask if i can juggle, i cant, i mean i can juggle a soccer ball but i cant juggle. I wonder how many unicyclists can juggle, i dont think it would be a majority, if so not enough of a majority to assume that if someone unicycles they can juggle too.
check this poll
here’s another one
and one more
oh, maybe another one for luck
one that got a bunch of replies
and, as allways, this one
My ‘nads’ juggle … left to right … hahahaha
Off topic …
has anyone polled the ages of our unicycling members…?
My mom was curious… cuz … I’m 44… and when I tell her that there are “Muni’s” now … she asked.
I figure older member are using regular or Cokers… but , that doesnt mean I dont want a Muni for fun …
(I want BOTH a Coker and a Muni now)
Yep, other comments dont really bug me anymore. as long as people dont want to tell me why Kerry is a Flip flopety looser or bush is a lier who kills babies and eats them for breakfast lunch and dinner, I’m fine with any wheres your other wheel or does that hurt your balls, and I do ride with a circus so I cant argue that one anymore.
Oooo, he’s a sneaky one… 
Phil
I cant beleive i fell for it. 