I bought the wife a unicycle for Christmas. She loves yellow, so I bought her a yike with yellow frame, yellow pedals and yellow saddle (thanks Roger). I’d have got a yellow tyre as well, but neither Roger nor LBS had any 20" yellow tyres in stock.
I wrapped it up in several parcels (wheel, frame, seat & post, pedals, nuts & bolts). The first bit she unwrapped was the wheel.
“I thought I was getting a yellow tyre”.
Women!
I think I’ll encourage her to put it together once the kids are in bed 
Isn’t there a liquid you can put on the tyre to make it look yellow?
only if its a snow tire…
omg that was the funniest thing i have ever read on this forum
i actually fell out of my chair laughing when i read this
that is something i would put in my sig but i don’t know how to put things in my sig lol
1) Quote the person who wrote it and copy it.
2) Then open your User CP and go where it says Edit signature.
3) Paste the quote in there and then select Save Signature.
Hope this helps. 
Hazmat