the witchdoctors rehab diaries (still got two motorcycles n th back yard)
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Underworld
‘Born Slippy’
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every time
i feed th two
big fat black bitches
th mungrel dogs
i see my two 360 yamha motorcycles
one of them is my father’s old bike
i rode it fr years racin 750 fours down mt nebo and beatin em
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methanol in th fuel
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two different heat range spark plugs in th head
means ya had to stop
to change plugs after th bitch warmed up
i cared
fuckin hit HARD
when th power band came on
bye bye jap multi
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two upon a jap multi
perfect primary balance
v four
down mt nebo
telve minutes flat
beat th eddie lawson replica
two up and
ellie norm arse
was a good passenger
we had about even passengers
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The Kinks
‘Starstruck’
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told ya we could beat th cunts
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he on a thousand
and mine is a shaft drive
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poor cunt
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Foo Fighters
‘Learn To Fly’
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i had a broken frame
th black cunt laughed most of th way down th hill
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my playground
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lost enough mates to this mountain
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hi dan
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on any wednesday
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i begged one mate
to register his triumph
it;s a special bike
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th other
askin me
if i;m comin to th biek swap meet
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my brother arrived though
raved about it
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when we had two
sidecars and
both pulled th odd wheelie on em
and my unicycle used to fall out th side
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he’s pulled it again
ravin to sum cunt
tellin tales about his mad older brother on radio
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go hard mouth
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?
‘?’
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C:\DOCUME~1\pav\Shared\Blood Hound Gang - The Roof is on Fire.mp3
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hey roofer dude
utterly fearless
wi good reason
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one of
us
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i’ve lost another mate to th mountain
th big moutnain of kuta
th old volcano we call
the gap
even little brother knows woz only a vent
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we;d race down th moutnain
half cut
searchin for the right stuff
th guys who had it
lost it
wrapped around a tree
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then we watched
zaphod
go off a kerba t ninety mile an hour
thru two barbed wire fence and
come back up onto th road
told ya yr misssus should have rode her own bike
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we all shook fr some time
but got drunk and stoend
all th same
up there at kennelworth
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she ahd an rd 350 yamaha
two stroke
maniac’s mchine
which
when he wasnt watching
zaphod that is
she rung shit out of
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he had two heads u understand
they cut off th good one
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bit like me
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Portishead
‘Sour Times’
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rehab sucks
but not smellin bitches pheremones is
almost as good as tailor fishing on frazer island
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largest sand island in th world
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to date
things change
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i came
i saw
i laughed my fucking head off
then i noticed how many dead cutns there were
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ah well
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ya get that
…
…
…
triple o
australian aboriginal secret service (retired)
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p.s.
waddya mean
you dont see me as aborignal
i tellt hat to th nmxt cunt int h street
who asks me
if my ppl
preferr aborginal or
black
my ppl
prefer to beec allled ppl
yes my nickname is
black
but
yr pushin it
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was mor efr myt nature than my amibiguous skin colour
th pigs were scared of me
still are…
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Harvey Danger
‘Flagpole Sitta’
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