the witchdoctors rehab diaries (still got two motorcycles n th back yard)

the witchdoctors rehab diaries (still got two motorcycles n th back yard)
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Underworld
‘Born Slippy’
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every time
i feed th two
big fat black bitches

th mungrel dogs

i see my two 360 yamha motorcycles

one of them is my father’s old bike

i rode it fr years racin 750 fours down mt nebo and beatin em

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methanol in th fuel

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two different heat range spark plugs in th head

means ya had to stop

to change plugs after th bitch warmed up

i cared

fuckin hit HARD

when th power band came on

bye bye jap multi

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two upon a jap multi

perfect primary balance

v four

down mt nebo

telve minutes flat

beat th eddie lawson replica

two up and

ellie norm arse

was a good passenger

we had about even passengers

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The Kinks
‘Starstruck’
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told ya we could beat th cunts

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he on a thousand

and mine is a shaft drive

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poor cunt

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Foo Fighters
‘Learn To Fly’
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i had a broken frame

th black cunt laughed most of th way down th hill

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my playground

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lost enough mates to this mountain

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hi dan

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on any wednesday

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i begged one mate
to register his triumph

it;s a special bike

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th other

askin me

if i;m comin to th biek swap meet

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my brother arrived though

raved about it

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when we had two
sidecars and

both pulled th odd wheelie on em

and my unicycle used to fall out th side

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he’s pulled it again

ravin to sum cunt

tellin tales about his mad older brother on radio

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go hard mouth

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?
‘?’
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C:\DOCUME~1\pav\Shared\Blood Hound Gang - The Roof is on Fire.mp3

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hey roofer dude

utterly fearless

wi good reason

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one of

us

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i’ve lost another mate to th mountain

th big moutnain of kuta

th old volcano we call

the gap

even little brother knows woz only a vent

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we;d race down th moutnain
half cut

searchin for the right stuff
th guys who had it

lost it
wrapped around a tree

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then we watched
zaphod

go off a kerba t ninety mile an hour

thru two barbed wire fence and

come back up onto th road

told ya yr misssus should have rode her own bike

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we all shook fr some time

but got drunk and stoend

all th same

up there at kennelworth

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she ahd an rd 350 yamaha
two stroke

maniac’s mchine

which

when he wasnt watching

zaphod that is

she rung shit out of

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he had two heads u understand

they cut off th good one

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bit like me

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Portishead
‘Sour Times’
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rehab sucks

but not smellin bitches pheremones is

almost as good as tailor fishing on frazer island

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largest sand island in th world

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to date

things change

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i came
i saw

i laughed my fucking head off

then i noticed how many dead cutns there were

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ah well

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ya get that



triple o

australian aboriginal secret service (retired)
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p.s.

waddya mean

you dont see me as aborignal

i tellt hat to th nmxt cunt int h street

who asks me

if my ppl

preferr aborginal or

black

my ppl

prefer to beec allled ppl

yes my nickname is

black

but

yr pushin it

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was mor efr myt nature than my amibiguous skin colour

th pigs were scared of me

still are…

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Harvey Danger
‘Flagpole Sitta’
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Woopee, you’re back!

I liked it, especially the bit about the unicycle falling out the side when you pull a wheelie…