the witchdoctors rehab diaries ( crashing speed )
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Arlo Guthrie
‘The Motorcycle Song’
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if it’s any less than 260 k’s
i aint bothered
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it’s been pointed out to me
if u were masturbating with
kylie minogue
and threw her over yr left shoulder
there’s a good possibility
she might fly out th window
so
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wouldnt find that cute thing
lyin in th corner th nx morning
that’s all
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i left a fine
penis adornment floatin round here somewhere
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i cn hear th bitch screaming but
dont where she is
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there there dear
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fuckin huge hips
sorry
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Peter Sarstedt
‘Where Do You Go To My Lovely’
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i checked under a variety of
dicks with legs
“should of checked variety”
that;s enough out of u cunt
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i’d be more than happy
if i couldnt see in yr head
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u cannot have tea
wi th hitman at th ekka ok
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i’m expectin to be busy
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Ray Stevens
‘Witchdoctor’
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think she wants to frighten fuck out of
th pack followin her
can do that without leavin th house
if u wouldnt mind
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th strange requests ya get
bein a psychic minder
if she saves my life again
i will fucking scream
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i can read destiny x files same as u
go and get fucked
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th maniac cunt
took 86 as his triple o number
cant quite get out of his mouth
wot he tryin to say
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bein th orignal triple o
i’m in charge of number allocation
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blacker than black secret service
it;s fuckin outlaw
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Foo Fighters
‘Foo Fighters - Exhausted’
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i got to thinkin
on th action reaction thing
why does she keep wakin m up
oh ok
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playin hell wi my sleep
beautiful lady
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not absolutely sure
that u know u doin it
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just
th psychic hail comes thru at
force level nine and
not many that magic
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while i’m in rehab
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th magic sign above th door
says
no chicks
wassat ?
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“no indoor budgie hunting”
now that;s not fair
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just pussie
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they will be fuckin wide hips
one day
"stop it jenny’
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she got a
psychic lance liek a fuckin
mosquito
it invades
with a local injection
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insidious
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th only thing i truly know is
she’s an actress
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has to be
cause i’m real
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triple o’s
get to kill more cunts than double o
's
get over it
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DJ Mike Llama
‘Llama Whippin’ Intro’
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Living Colour
‘Love rears its ugly head’
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just stay on that side of th room
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if th goth was a mind fucker
which we all know
this thing is
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full blown
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she’s intruding into my rehab
her psychic aura too large
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fuck off shithead
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still stitchin james bong’s
personalities back together
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ok man
how many bizarre love triangles i still caught in ?
fuckin magic
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3
i think
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lean back and fuckin
scream
primal screams
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if yr thinkin it
yr affectin me
none of yr normal tricks to hide
yr mask
help
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womble really singhed but
still flyin
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Budgie
‘Breadfan’
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Oasis
‘Wonderwall’
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i had a fuckin unicycle
i
played
harvey danger’s
manaic
ridin th wrong way down th four lane road
after midnight
sang on street corners fr seven yrs
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in a sane world
when th
phone rang
th lady of th house’s ex
on th phone
a demon keyboard player
and i was singin with a guy on a keyboard
in a sane world
we would have all
celebrated th magic
of th moment
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in a sane world
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not even finished th first song
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would have savoured
th magic we live in
instead
th usual disbelief belief cycle
took us all out
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Pink Floyd
‘Welcome to the Machine’
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i look back and
if i’d just said
or if she just hated him that little bit less
or if hadnt been arguin with her daughters
an hour earlier over him
if her youngest daughter
wasnt sayin she was gettin a keyboard
five minutes earlier
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my life too insane
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go into rehab and
spin
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if only honesty
wasnt th painful thing it is
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wot is truth ?
too many viewpoints
all valid
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if i wasnt recovering frm
my latest black magic voodoo spell
but i am
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it was cute magic it
just fucked with our minds
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we know it;s real
but th tv
it still laughs at
psychics
on th news
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i lost my psychic counsellour
burned her out
after fuckin her fr three yrs
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bad move
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but a psychic hitman
not an easy client
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we talked muso shit
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and i welcomed him to th machine
th stingless beehive
th magic black honey hive
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has anybody seen th bridge ?
oh u were reading those
psychic emergency posts then
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th psychic emergency services are retooling
bare with us
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…
triple o
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p.s.
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Nirvana
‘Swap Meet’
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