the unicycle commandments

Off-topic
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the real 10commandments are…
thou shalt unicycle everyday
thou shalt not quit for bicycles
thou shalt learn nipple tension
thou shalt lubricate parts meant to be lubricated
thou shalt get comfy seat for the family jewels
thou shalt air up the when thy is not high enough (your tube)
and what else is there?

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Blessed is he who suffers persecution, for he shall remain balanced. Yea, verily, though infidels may sing songs or inquire about lost wheels, you shall not waver. For thou art are a believer in the one true machine. The One Wheel.

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UNICYCLE THREADS BELONG IN RSU.

Sorry for shouting, it’s getting towards the end of the work day.

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oh…i didnt know that was on here

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This is brilliant!

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Amen brother lol.

Though shalt jump stairs, and bust extreme tricks.
Though shalt endour extreme pain and killer aches.

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thou shalt not be halted by angry white pmsing women!
thou shalt ride on whatever thy can!!
thou shalt try thy best to impress the ladies!!!

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thou shall not throw thine unicycle in anger…(too often cause they have feelings too!:stuck_out_tongue: )

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1 I am your wheel, the wheel. Thou shalt put no other wheel before me.
2 Thou must covet thy neighbors carbon seat and magnesium pedals.:slight_smile:
3 Never crap on a newbie for starting a new thread, lest ye be treated like crap at the next forum you join. :astonished:
4 Never steal thy neighbors tricks. Unless you can. :sunglasses:
5 Feel really bad that you can’t ride as good as Amanda.:slight_smile:
6 Ride for six days, then ride the next day.:smiley:
7 Blessed are the Kriss the KH and A. E. Bike, that we all should have KH’s amongst us.
8 Thou must ride a 36, and then exclaim to the world that you would buy a bigger one, so that some day it shall come forth.:smiley:
9 Thou shall not post that your Torker dx doesn’t feel that heavy. If you can’t afford to see the light at least want to feel it. :roll_eyes:
10 Blessed is Hazmat, who will help answer your post even if no one else does.:slight_smile:
Wow, thanks Hazmat, stretching this to 10 was getting tough !:wink:

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I made unicycling commandments once…

…a long time ago

  1. Thou shalt not ride uponst a transportation module bearing more than one wheel

  2. Thou shalt appreciate and learnst to cope with thy ankle wound

3)Thou shalt observe the sacrificing of the testicles to a severe beating, when the unicycle so commands it

  1. Thou shalt attract da Hunnies

  2. Thou shalt present him or herself in a superior manner, in which thy man uponst two wheels shalt feelst intimidated.

  3. Thou shalt honkst thyne horn

  4. Thou shalt humbly and patiently offer thy unicycle to passersby who wish to try and ride…if thy passerby beist a “mad hunnie”

  5. Thou shalt not mock he whom cannot coordinate oneself uponst thy one-wheeled contraption

  6. Thou shalt not make an ass of one’s self by falling gracefully whenst thy dreadful UPD (Unplanned Dismount) occurs.

  7. Thou shalt not allow any objects, whether they be of solid matter, or of thy powers unknown, come between man, and man’s right to unicycle.

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thou shalt ride even when girlfriend tells you not to…
thou shalt try thy hardest to bring in girlfriends car when girlfriends mom wont let you because of lack of the room in the car…
thou shalt find out the most as thy can about thys riding enviorment before thy goes…
thou shalt ride thy coker so fast u pass at least one bicycle…
thou shalt not urinate on others unicycle for others will urinate on thyself…
thou shalt try thy hardest to pee after a ride just to make sure thy is still working properly…
thou shalt refer unicycles for newbs when newbs ask for a unicycle…
thou shalt not shave thy legs for more speed because that is gay!!