the ten commandments of unicycling

Thou shalt not throw thy unicycle about

Thou shalt respect ALL unicycles

  1. Thou shalt not be too sexy for thine unicycle.

Thou shalt find balance through thine unicycle.

come on guys you can do better than these…theres only room for 10 so they’ll have to be really good or funny to get in

Thou shalt not take Kris Holmes name in vain

Thou shalt learn to turn the other cheek in order to ride long distances

Thou shalt not covert thy neighbours Schlumpf

Thou shalt not make for thy self any gravel rash injuries

Thou shalt idol


You mean idle…man, I must be evil, I thought Kris Holm unicycles were exensive and that he was crazy…now I understand why. And I don’t use shin guards, I don’t have them yet. I can’t idle. Let me see,

Thou shalt not unicycle to be cool.

Thou shalt only use more than one wheel unless it is a multi-wheeled unicycle.
Nobody mentioned that one!

Thou shalt not use skatebike. (?)

Thou shalt not wear grippy shoes to glide.

Thou shalt not be afraid of unicycling off a cliff on a KH seat with airseat conversion. (OK, maybe not off a cliff, off ten-foot drop?)

Thou shalt put a sock (not stinky) or seat cover over thy unicycle seat.

Uh…I think that’s it…

Thou shalt respect unicyclists from other styles(i.e. not kill freestylers)

Thout shall only participate in the sport of hockey whilst riding a wheel

I didnt do that!!!

thow shall spend all waking minutes on thine unicycle and the rest on thine

i guess harper’s hair is going to unicycle hell then :roll_eyes: :stuck_out_tongue:
thou shall not disrepsect any unicycle parts with a trial

Uni unto others as you wish to be uni-ed to you.

that doesn’t really make sense lol

this should be in the JC room…

yea you are right my bad :o

Thou shalt thinkst thou lookst cool, irrespective of how much of a tw*t thou truthfully doth lookst to the multitudes :astonished:

Amen, brother.

Thou shalt considerest not what thou canst do for thy unicycle, rather what thine unicycle canst do unto thee.

not bad not bad

I thought this one up.

Thouest shalt be skilled using Photoshop. And (on the subject of unispins)


A slight paraphrase of Exodus 20:

And the Unicyclist spoke all these words:

This is the Unicycle, your ride, who brought you out of bicycling, out of the land of multi-wheeled cycles.


  • You shall have no other wheels before or behind me.
  • You shall not make for yourself a cycle in the form of anything other than a single wheel.
  • You shall not misuse the name of the Unicycle, you shall not call it a b*ke.
  • Remember to unicycle many days. To afford to ride you shall labor and do all your work, but do not neglect your unicycle days. You shall ride with your son and daughter, your manservant and maidservant, your animals, and the alien within your gates.
  • Honor your father and your mother, so that you may ride long and often.
  • You shall not abuse your wheel.
  • You shall be faithful to your ride.
  • You shall not steal other’s rides.
  • You shall not give false testimony about your skill level. Although, embellishment of ride stories is encouraged.
  • You shall not covet your neighbor's ride. You shall not covet your neighbor's riding area. [/LIST]
  • Good one!

    indeed. i was paraphrasing the real constitution