the SPAM OWEN TO DEATH WHILE HE'S AT CAMP campaign

attention everyone:

Owen (Murde_Mental) is going away to camp. he told me to send him a letter while he’s there, to make him feel important. send letters to: carmel@campclaret.qc.ca
and write:
“OWEN KIRBY TENTE 10”
in the subject field. spelled with an e on the end of tent.
he told me to, and now I’m telling all of you to, because I think it’d be funny if Owen got like fourteen thousand e-mails from a bunch of unicyclists. yeah, that’d be awesome. so do it.
(:

Ok, I just sent him one. Keep spamming guys!

hehehe, eeexcellent…don’t do like as many as you can, just do one per person though, because I expect the camp people would get kinda mad if we really were spamming him. but yeah, EVERYone has to send just one.

Anyone else find it strange that they have email access on a camp? :slight_smile:

well, it ain’t exactly e-mail access… they just print out our e-mails…

hey, thanks for the e-mail… but could you atleast wait t’ill I get to camp? :stuck_out_tongue:

I’ll be there sunday and I’ll be staying for two weeks. So yup, send me e-mails about your life, unicycling whatever keep it interresting!

hehehe Now I can tell all the camp-buddies that I’m SUPER-POPULAR back at home… a lie… yes… but who can tell?

MWAHAHAHA!!

Thanks.

oh, I thought you left already. now you know our secret plan :frowning: oh well, it’ll still be fun :smiley:

hahaha yeah… I just hope that I don’t get in trouble for this… I think that only the parents are supposed to get this adress… oh well! SO MUCH FOR THAT!

im in, but i wont be near a comp for a while… but when i get back… oh when i get back…

I dont have a like, email address account…

really? thats weird. kinda. but anyway, you can just sign up for a free one at http://yahoo.com .

I will within the next…two weeks in time to get him at camp…

Yeah its weird, there’s my mom and dads address, but I dont wanna use theirs…

I’d invite you to Gmail, but you need a crapmail account for that first.

Hhahahahahahahahahah, I’m gonna send emails that get him in trouble!!!

IE: “Hey Owen, did you enjoy that crack I sent you? The methlab in your garage is working out, especially since you shot up those crips while you were using MARIjuana. Love, Cracky McSmokesalot.”

hahahaha, that’d be AWESOME Catboy!! hope it doesn’t get him in much trouble, but yeah, that’s hilarious…
or, we could also just send him porno.

yeah, that’s what I was going to say tooo…but won’t work unless you have a poopmail first.

You can initiate the account for him by opening it yourself, i.e., send a new account to your own existing account. Then tell him the id/pw.

Good ideas guys. I like them…yeah, I’m still here. leaving TOMMORROW. and I’ll be there for two weeks… so don’t just send them on the first day… cause then I’ll get no more and I’ll be sad.

ummmmmm about the porno. man, having porno at camp is the best idea EVER…but I forgot to mention you can’t send pictures… so if it’s porno it’ll have to be stupid reading porno.

Oh well… yeah, keep them e-mails constant… If I go a day without e-mails I think I’ll cry.

Owen.

yeah, we need to get this organized in order to make sure Owen receive’s the same amount of letters on each day. so, he’ll be there for 14 days…here’s the plan.
day 1: A-B
day 2: C-D
day 3: E-F
day 4: G-H
day 5: I-J
day 6: K-L
day 7: M-N
day 8: O-P
day 9: Q-R
day 10: S-T
day 11: U-V
day 12: W-X
day 13: Y-Z
day 14: ummm…everyone

so whatever day matches the letter that your last name begins with, that’s when you have to send it!! or, we could just ignore this chart and just send 'em like whenever. whatever.

Ok so I send him email tomorrow then right? Cause I’ma going to. This is going to be AWESOME.

Going by name is not an even distribution sicne certain letters are more common for starting of names, for example S is quite popular.

If you really want an even distribution of names it’s better to go by birth month, althrough not perfect it’s a much more even distribution.